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@breenybreeny7
drinker of wine, all opinions are mine, and they're fabulous
Присоединился Ağustos 2023
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genuinely, answer me like i am autistic
is this a holiday for mothers with small kids or grandmothers or what?
am I supposed to relax and be celebrated today as a mom of small kids? Or should I spend the day showering my mom and grandmother with gifts and attention?
Daughter of Flat Earthers@New_E_Mom
I think as a culture we need to move on from making Mother's Day a generational battle
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@yavecescontenis In fact now I think about it, I may have just assumed he has amnesia because of this tweet
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@yavecescontenis I'm watching a movie called redemption right now... Which after vaguely remembering a tweet about John Doe, assumed this was the film everyone was talking about. Alas, it's a different film
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¿Será seguro decir que Jason Statham es el nuevo Liam Neeson?
Un hombre jubilado (o con amnesia, en este caso) con habilidades militares y en artes marciales tiene que volver a la acción porque una organización malévola /grupo criminal le hizo daño a un familiar/ser querido.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Jason Statham will star in David Ayer's new film ‘JOHN DOE’. The film follows a man with no memory, no past & no name who soon discovers he was trained for a mission and is being hunted by the people who assigned him. (Source: Deadline)
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@TheRHPolls It was only steady because we kept tuning to see something happen
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They’ve had steady ratings this season. Don’t expect major cast changes next season.
Bravo Ratings@RatingsBravo
#RHOBH 💎 S15E19 - 0.815 million viewers (0.15 18-49 demo)
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That might be the freshest celery I’ve ever seen……
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@NoFilterSkin Botox changed my entire face and how people perceive me. (I'm currently on holiday and about 13 people have divulged life secrets to me within 3 mins of knowing me). I actually told my husband I need my resting bitch face back
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GIRLS ONLY… what did you do to your appearance that upgraded you 100% and you kinda regret not doing it earlier?
Please be honest, let’s interact.
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@hell_line0 It is 7:30pm and I have had 12 alcoholic drinks. I have had precisely 12 crisps.
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"Listen to your body" is terrible advice for
ADHD people.
My body wants dopamine. My body is a toddler screaming for candy. If I listened to my body I would eat nothing but sugar, quit my job via text, and sleep for three years.
I cannot listen to my body. My body is not to be trusted.
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If someone tried to shame me for wearing a discount dress to a black tie event, I would be WAAAYYY ahead of them, posting, "I got this at the thrift store for six dollars!"
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Per sources, the twist this season will be the picturesque family may not be so perfect after all, that old friends may fall back to old habits, and that vacation may be more stressful than regular life. 🤷♂️
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
Laura Dern has officially joined the cast of ‘THE WHITE LOTUS’ Season 4.
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I'd like to point out that 15 years on from assgate with Harry and Pippa, this is not a picture of Meghan Markle #royalwedding
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Angelina Jolie sparks concern with fans over her frail appearance.
‘She looks tired.’
‘Looking ill is the new trend.’
‘She doesn’t look well. Mentally or physically.’
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@crisisofconsc Someone I work with and email every day and outlook is like.. Who? Never heard of her!
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I don't know how Microsoft isn't embarrassed by how bad the search functionality is in Outlook. I could be looking for something from YESTERDAY and it'll be like "nope never heard of that email try again"
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@gomichild Oh no, what the cut off. And what is a young hair atyle
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@ladyfarmcastle @thirdmetax We don't have a pre-nup but essentially, all joint assets = 50/50 split. Everything else is our own
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@thirdmetax My husband & I did the most fair prenup ever. Neither us of are entitled to what the other had pre marriage.. nor are we entitled to things we individually inherited. Only things gained during marriage. Make sense to me!
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Divorce lawyer James Sexton reveals the most outrageous prenup demands he has ever seen that ended the relationship
“her lawyer called me and said you’re gonna wanna put me on mute so you can laugh out loud when you hear this list”
“she wanted a personal monthly allowance for cosmetic procedures Botox,lashes,hair and nails a certain number of vacations per year that had to be private or first class and a push present for each baby”
“he went yeah no it’s not happening no problem I just won’t even marry her if that’s what she wants”
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@thirdmetax Wild of I was in a relationship with a dude rich enough to need a prenup then I would absolutely be expecting all of these things
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lmao which hw fan made up the rumor about Jennifer Tilly?
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
Laura Dern has officially joined the cast of ‘THE WHITE LOTUS’ Season 4.
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