kwan
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kwan
@chenkwanting
politics, dota 2 esports and other random stuff
Dundee, Scotland Присоединился Mart 2009
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@FiredUpCoug I've never been, but Kyoto would definitely be at the top of my list.
Also, eating at CoCo Curry, lol.
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I've always wanted to visit Japan.
However... after seeing all of these Japanese posts in my feed for the last few days.
That desire has grown much stronger.
If I were to spend a week in japan, what are three things that I absolutely cannot miss?
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@YasashiNingen colonialists just wanna take ownership of new interesting things
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ごめん、それをされると日本国内の畜産業が壊滅するから、やめて……
その申し出は嬉しいんだけど、国内の畜産業が壊滅することは望まないので……
ごめんね……
Napoleon Bonaparte Appreciator@NapoleonBonabot
America must do what it can to half meat prices in Japan.
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@molochofficial Someone better bring that Peruvian chinese and Trini chinese
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potluck idea: bring your culture’s version of Chinese food
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@GS_PKU @molochofficial theres taiwanese, southern, northern, sichuan...
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@Noahpinion Japanese people following Rockabilly culture is very real though and very cool
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People ask me if Japan has people who are like "weebs, but for America".
The answer is: Sort of. They're weebs, but for TEXAS
鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵@harukaawake
🇯🇵🇺🇸 Yes, there is a whole subculture in our country dedicated to the Southern United States (especially Texas). I'm glad people people abroad can appreciate it too!
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@SydneyLWatson the commonwealth yearned for sharia law when the queen died
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America and Japan went from bombing each other to forging a bond of mutual respect and appreciation.
Meanwhile, America's long-time allies - Australia, Canada, Britain, etc - have basically all abandoned ship in favour of Islam and third worldism.
It boggles the mind.
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl we have so much to learn from their wisdom x.com/pampino_xiv/st…
ぱん@pampino_xiv
久しぶりに温泉行って思ったこと 若者のちんぽデカすぎ、ちんぽの欧米化
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I'm a little annoyed that they were keeping this level of content from us all along.
冴島ｵﾝﾃｨｰﾇ依子@ontine9neo
オナラがよく出るタイプの人間です。 昔はコソッとスカしたけど、１年ほど前から「クールな顔でサラッと放屁した方がバレないのでは？」と思い歩きながらペッペッと音も構わず小出しにしている。 うまくいっていると思っていたが、 先ほど息子から「ママはよく歩きながらオナラする」と言われました。
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@202accepted weebs validated (until they scorn us for childish hobbies)
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only some of us are entering a very japanese time in our lives
yifei e/λ (meetmeinshibuya march 15)@yifever
I went to my JP alt and didn't see any of you there. what's going on chat I thought you were supposed to be Japanese now
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@FiredUpCoug A week is definitely not enough time, probably split it between Tokyo/Kyoto with a stay at a ryokan
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@knrd_z Then you start getting these posts:
x.com/karasu_pua/sta…
からすまる@karasu_pua
小6で「ペニスの皮は、剥くことができる」ということをはじめて知った。 物心つくまえに父親に教えてもらっていたかもしれない。わからない。とにかく、ぼくは小6のそのときまで、ペニスの皮が剥けるということを理解していなかった。 そして、ペニスの皮を剥こうとした。 剥けない。完全にくっついてしまっていた。その日から、トイレに行くたびにすこしずつ剥こうと試みた。 剥いて、戻して、剥いて、戻す。 一度の試行では目で分かる変化はなかったけれど、1週間も続けると明らかに皮の可動域が広かった。それがぼくに自信、皮はほんとうに剥くことができるんだという自信を与えた。さらに強気で皮を剥くようになった。 アルコール除菌シートで拭きながら剥いた。亀頭が1/3ほど顔を出した。 さらに剥く。ときには血が出た。血が出たら出血が止まるまで休んだ。 剥く、血が出る、休む、剥く。その繰り返しだ。 亀頭が完全に露出した。でもまだ終わりじゃなかった。まだ剥けそうだ。そこから一気に剥く。ぼくは皮を完全に剥き終わったことを悟った。それは調べたり考えたりしなくてもわかることだった。完全に剥けたのだとただ分かる。 このときおぼえた「達成感」を超えるものを、ぼくはまだ知らない。
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Japan has X's most active userbase but until now were invisible to us, while we were inundated with posts from Nigeria, India, Canada. There's no going back now: release the custom country filters, we know it's possible, & anything less is information warfare
Nikita Bier@nikitabier
If you’re seeing a bunch of Japanese posts, here are some fun facts: Japan has more daily active users and more time spent on X than any other country in the world. Over two thirds of the country is monthly active on X. X in Japan has one of the highest penetration rates of any social network in history.
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@Strangeland_Elf You owe it to watch Panty and Stocking as well! Subbed because hearing them speak Engrish is way funnier
youtu.be/mR1S8_6L3gY?t=…
YouTube
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If you are enjoying the realisation of a Japanese fascination with certain areas of American culture, you should really watch Trigun.
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@BecketAdams we started monetizing trash but they just kept microblogging about their ordinary daily lives
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Twitter has been holding out on Japanese Twitter all this time, and feeding us trash from literally every other country on earth instead???
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