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@ChuckWendig @MikeDrucker Bruce Wayne crying over his parents while repeating “daddy would you like some sausage” through the sobs.
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Complex Kid
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Stop holding comedians who make jokes to higher standards than politicians who lie, steal, and are in the Epstein files over 1000 times.
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The richest assholes in the world will ruin your area, raise the prices on everything, and than look at you like you are the problem when you don’t let them do whatever they want.
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave
Kevin O'Leary's new hyperscale data center project in Utah is expected to generate and consume more power than the entire state The project's final vote has been delayed due to major local pushback (via @sltrib)
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HARDER: What are the health harms of this repeal?
ZELDIN: It could be 0
HARDER: You think doubling the amount of mercury pollution is going to result in 0 health harms?
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You have this tweet pinned. Stfu and sit down.
Coach Tommy Tuberville@SenTuberville
A lunatic just tried to take out President Trump AGAIN. The demonization of the President and Republicans needs to end. Praying for our President and our country.
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Oh STFU. Trump danced on Rob Reiner’s grave, on Robert Mueller’s grave, called recently for the execution of elected members of Congress.
Kimmel told a joke.
I’m so fed up of this idiocy, dishonesty and faux outrage.
Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera
Regarding the First Lady’s condemnation of Kimmel’s latest incitement, think what it must be like to have total strangers wishing you and your family dead. Trump can be a rude provocateur. Kimmel is a sadist masquerading as a comedian.
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“Calling Trump a fascist incites political violence”
Here’s a compilation of Trump calling his opponents fascists
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We did! We passed a bill to fund the Secret Service and TSA and FEMA 100-0. If Speaker Johnson would just call it for a vote, it would pass.
That’s the problem.
Senator Cynthia Lummis@SenLummis
Enough is enough. Democrats need to come to their senses & join us in voting to fund DHS. The Secret Service, who Democrats have refused to fund for months, bravely stopped an attack on our government leaders this weekend. It's time to do the responsible thing and fund @DHSgov.
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Trump on the White House ballroom (February):
“We did this with no charge to the taxpayer whatsoever. This was all donations by friends of mine and people who love our country, love the White House.
Not one penny. And it's very expensive ballroom”
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
Senator Lindsey Graham says he’s introducing legislation to spend $400 million on Trump’s White House ballroom: “The sooner we get the ballroom built, the better it is for the country”
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Skenes has thrown 5,568 pitches at the MLB Level. He’s allowed 23 home runs.
That’s roughly one home run every 250 pitches against the world’s greatest hitters.
If you’re reading this: You would never, could never, never ever, ever ever, hit a home run off Paul Skenes. Ever.
FanDuel Sportsbook@FDSportsbook
Would you rather... A. Be given $50,000 right now B. Have 100 pitches to hit a HR off of Paul Skenes for $100 million
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I mean, I know we all know this, but it is still insane that people who work for Donald Trump, the most verbally abusive, name-calling, threatening, violence-inciting politician of the modern era, can dare give lectures to anyone else on language or name-calling. Just shameless.
The Bulwark@BulwarkOnline
Blanche: "When you have reporters, when you have media just being overly critical and calling the president horrible names, for no reason and without evidence and without proof, it shouldn't surprise us that this type of rhetoric takes place."
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Imagine calling Renee Good and Alex Pretti “domestic terrorists” and calling immigrants “animals” then turning around and telling people they need to “tone down their rhetoric.”
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Mexico didn’t pay for the wall, Trump gold cards didn’t balance the budget, there are no $2,000 DOGE or tariff refund checks, and donors aren’t paying for the ballroom.
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Nothing says Make America Healthy Again like appointing a tobacco executive to be a leader at the CDC
FactPost@factpostnews
Former tobacco industry executive Stephen Sayle has been appointed to a senior leadership role at the CDC. Sayle was a lobbyist for Chevron before working for Big Tobacco.
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I’m sorry, I was reliably told this was going to be privately funded.
Jamie Dupree@jamiedupree
Sen. Lindsey Graham R-SC, Sen. Katie Britt R-AL, and Sen. Eric Schmidt R-MO unveil plans to authorize $400 million to pay for a new White House ballroom.
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@Bob4Florida @_IamtheManager @kennewickmike He is the only true pf on that roster so the sim played him 47 minutes.
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@_IamtheManager @kennewickmike Playing Larry for only 17 minutes off the bench is certainly a choice. And in no version of reality is Karl Malone winning player of the game with all these players
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Jerry West's dream game participants from his Book West by West
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Wild story: A man in Kentucky laughed so hard at a botched Younghoe Koo FG last season that it triggered a seizure, sending him to the hospital, where doctors discovered a tennis-ball-sized brain tumor.
The tumor was removed and was deemed not cancerous. The man believes that missed kick saved his life.
Full story here: apnews.com/article/kentuc…
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The President has repeatedly said the ballroom is fully paid for already by private donations, and by himself
Jamie Dupree@jamiedupree
Sen. Lindsey Graham R-SC, Sen. Katie Britt R-AL, and Sen. Eric Schmidt R-MO unveil plans to authorize $400 million to pay for a new White House ballroom.
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Am I the only one who remembers a year ago when a bunch of teenagers said we had to cut the funding to like Sesame Street and AIDS prevention because we were on the verge of financial collapse? Did we all just imagine that?
Acyn@Acyn
Lindsey Graham says they are going introduce legislation that’s going to authorize 400 million dollars to be spent on building the ballroom: We pay for it by offsetting it with customs fees. The sooner we get the ballroom built, the better it is for the country.
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The Hilton donated the ~2600 dinners that went unserved at WHCD. They freeze dried the steak and lobster for longer shelf life before giving them to 2 shelters for abused women and children. HUGE thank you to the staff that worked through the night under terrible circumstances.
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