Ferdinand “The Rump” Crump

@EdwardJRburns IM NOT AFRAID TO TAKE A STAND

@crumpinit Don’t do it they said I can never teach middle school again

To my mutuals with a j*b, how easy is it to jerk off at work?

When your watching transformers and Optimus turns from a truck into a tampon or something idk where im going with this

@padegenerate May not be the one you want but I’m the one you need

Once again in this position I hope a certain member of YTC 2026 doesn’t find me in this vulnerable position

@padegenerate For you always

@crumpinit Got room for one more?

2 lesbian chicks are all over eachother next to me, thinking of asking to join

@raydavisIIII Fishing, butt, flip phones, and toonies snubbed

Things I am enthusiastic about - Beer - Cats and reptiles - Boobs - Cucumbers, tomatoes, avocado and lettuce - Baseball and hockey - Gia Duddy - Steak - Golf, Titleist and tour visors - Juraj Slafkovsky - Things of that nature - Retardmaxxing

@girl08022006 What Kendrick say? Oh yeah “Bitch, don’t kill my vibe”

@crumpinit 2 6’ 4” Men I’m crhing

If you see 2 6’4” jacked white men walking around with midgets on the eastern seaboard do not be alarmed

Like a slave master I just wanna see my niggas in whips and chains

Just a heads up sex with me sucks

@raydavisIIII Poop it was probably poop

I talked in a spaces on saturday and I wish I could remember what was discussed

@jeffmcballz and I have big plans

I am now the proud owner of a fully functional flip phone. If anyone wants to receive my second drunk call on thursday let me know in the comment section down below 👇👇

Anyone else feeling clitoral?🔥

@crumpinit Nice cock dude lmao

200 follower hound dox

Me searching for #her burner

Only thing on my mind is boobs and butt