kathryn 🏳️‍🌈 is so back

thread of threads (including queen edits and gifs as well as florence and the machine live footage)

@MajestiesL @Intermediary__ @_sorrengailll it's not spelling things out to use the correct words. don't say inside if you mean outside. Why on earth are you expecting people to read specific words and then go 'no they actually mean the opposite'. Do you hear yourself?

@dancefeverqueen @Intermediary__ @_sorrengailll Inside isn’t literally inside, it’s inside the folds/lips 😭 pls why must things be spelled out

The vulva ABSOLUTELY needs soap & water, idc! You will smell if you only use water! Use whatever soap that works for you but you need soap.

@Intermediary__ @_sorrengailll then why did you say to use water inside? Whatever verb you choose, you shouldn't be putting water inside your vagina

@dancefeverqueen @_sorrengailll I never intended to imply people should be hosing inside the vagina 😭😂

@EdThorman @SConstabl3 @anon_opin No Ed that's not what I said, try again

@SConstabl3 @dancefeverqueen @anon_opin Maybe insinuating that people who drive pickup trucks dont know how to park them?

This obsession for American pickup trucks on UK roads is insane. Dave, you live on a fucking estate in Doncaster not on the prairies of Montana. Tax the bastards to oblivion

@sierragivenchy_ @_sorrengailll no, those are all facts it is not normal to have cheesy stuff on your vulva if you clean yourself and do not have an infection

@dancefeverqueen @_sorrengailll so you think 🫤🤷🏽‍♀️

@fesshole you because you haven't put any country slices in your custard

My friends often feel bad I'm single saying it must be hard etc, it ain't, today I'm eating a bowl of custard for tea because I can, meanwhile my friend can't play football tomorrow because he's got to cut the grass and fit some shelves, so who's the idiot?

@axiochrono I don't believe this survey because yougov is silencing people from Birmingham (me they won't let me log in anymore)

11% of people thinking Edinburgh is Britain's second city is crazy. It's *Scotland's* second city if anything.

@iycsts pause what are we doing from the across the out of nowhere until her knees give out?

spotted a typo in the book i’m reading and it bothered me so much

@zhbinist hoover supremacy

guys i’m being laughed at for being British 👎 does anyone else say hoover please back me up

@LoudOutside this is literally normal why are people criticising it? I was a kid that ran away as soon as I got a chance, I probably would have done well with a lead

A kindergarten teacher is facing criticism after taking her young students on a field trip and tying them together with a rope to prevent them from getting lost

@baileyisabaddie @angelaenaa absolutely but you've still either had what you consider as sex or you haven't had anything that you'd consider sex. I never said people can't define it themselves

@dancefeverqueen @angelaenaa Sex is different for different people. Meaning the definition changes

when is it considered losing your virginity with lesbians

@Sarah_Alice_X scallops are just potato?? damn I always assumed they were fish idk why

That's a fucking scallop, how many times do we need to have this conversation 😤

@JKAMMedia @davidkurten coffee is just hot water and coffee???

@davidkurten I pay about 8p to make one at home… who’s paying £7.50 for a coffee? It’s basically hot water and a bit of coffee.

Is it just me, or does £7.50 for a coffee and a croissant in a cafe seem extortionate?

@Joanna__Hardy i miss the mugs

we need to have a national conversation about the shape of these weird squashed eggs

@EdThorman @anon_opin then that probably means you know how to drive large vehicles and hence aren't the type of person I was talking about? What's with the aggression Ed?

@dancefeverqueen @anon_opin Pickup owner and driver here. Ive got my class 1 hgv license, go fuck yourself.

@Jordan1977590 @magg0tlovr misgendering exists 👍🏻 the ex coworker could've just assumed OP is a woman

@magg0tlovr So you just stole this then you fucking retard. 'I'm not a woman btw' Yet clearly the text is directed towards one.

@lorahmoe divorce him

My husband hit me for the first time a week ago & we haven't spoken since then. What should i do now 🙄😞

@NoGlasses420 @CatholicCharm @VirgisViews If you think the public belongs to you to cover in your belongings and insist others aren't allowed near then you should go home

@CatholicCharm @VirgisViews If you get sick of parenting your kids in public then take them home. Your little ones clearly aren't able to behave in public without your direction, which you admit you don't want to do. It worked with your eldest so it's not all bad.

At a public playground right now and there’s about 8 different families here- one set of parents have put about 200 Easter eggs all over the playground that are only for their kids and expect all the other parents to be constantly fending their kids away. How would you handle this as a parent?

@sierragivenchy_ @_sorrengailll my vulva doesn't stink because I shower and wash it. I don't get cheesy smegma because I don't have an infection the vagina is the internal canal.

@dancefeverqueen @_sorrengailll you haven’t looked hard enough & im positive yours stinks then. i’ve had friends tell me the same thing until i showed them where to look & they found it on themselves as well. there are many women walking around with an area of their vagina they desperately needs to be cleaned

@sadboyolinha @GoGoGuillotines @martyrdison people in the thread are talking about sharing with long-term partners or spouses, not just 'some random girl'

@dancefeverqueen @GoGoGuillotines @martyrdison that's your MOM, not some random girl you're seeing

i once dated someone and we got into a playful argument about why they wouldn’t share location “i’m a very private person, this feels like it’s moving too fast, that’s a big step” months later, after it didn’t work out, we were friends and i said “ok i need your location for logistics” he admitted the real reason he wouldn’t share it was because he never left the house and didn’t want anyone to see

@Moonlight_myths I don't agree with living at home for free, you should at least contribute to the bills if you live there. but if it's not even for bills and it's just for your parents to make money that's not fair. having said that, I'd pay my mum's entire rent if she'd let me

My mom got mad when I told her I would rather live on my own that keep paying her $600 a month in rent. I'm 25 years old and have been paying $60 a week in rent to my parents for a while now. I recently landed a decent paying job and this morning, I received a message from my mom telling me that from now on, the rent would be $150 per week. I text her back, saying I would rather live elsewhere. I pay for my own food and I'm not willing to pay $150 per week just for a room to sleep in at my own mothers house. With that kind if money, I could rent a small apartment or even split the rent with a friend for less.