David R. Funk
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David R. Funk
@davidrfunk
Just living the life. No more No less



Akron Fights for Trans Rights Campaign asks city government for help beaconjournal.com/story/news/loc…


Tips for young lawyers: If you go to war with the judge, your client will LOSE. There are very, very rare times to get adversarial with the judge, and that rare moment will be in a case where your client will already lose & the only hope is appeal. Even then, you NEVER lose composure like this lady. Never. Ever. If you can’t control your emotions in a courtroom, then court practice is not for you. Finally, if you ever get removed from court by bailiffs, you have crippled your ability to represent any client in that jurisdiction. Judges talk. Lawyers talk. Forget your practice. Think about your clients. Anyone who engages you is already at a disadvantage. So to this lady pretending to be a man… I’d suggest you rethink your career. Respectfully submitted, Sock








Hire a lawyer who loses your case? Don’t pay him. Order chicken, get shrimp? Don’t pay them. As Florida Governor, I will only pay government contractors when the job is done fully, correctly, and on time.




Secretary Mike Johnson was caught on a hot mic talking to another Republican about how great it would be if the Save Act passes because they would lose about 18% of voter turnout which would be good for them since those would be people voting for Democrats instead of Republicans!

Secretary Mike Johnson was caught on a hot mic talking to another Republican about how great it would be if the Save Act passes because they would lose about 18% of voter turnout which would be good for them since those would be people voting for Democrats instead of Republicans!







I don't know what to tell you. I'm a liberal-left guy and I know I'm gonna cry like a baby when we lose Clint. Some of the artists who mean the most to me don't share my politics. Reducing complicated human beings to a red/blue binary? I don't want to live that way.












