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@actingliketommy @X_the_Owl @ClayTravis K.

@X_the_Owl @ClayTravis shut the fuck up. they wear military hats and their bible says thou shalt not kill. go fuck yourself dweeb, we all know you are completely full of shit. don't agree with something, quit the MLB. easy peazy.

So you can be forced to wear a uniform with a values statement you disagree with in MLB, but you aren’t allowed to state your disagreement with the values? The clear solution here is just wear normal uniforms and stop pride nights. It’s counterproductive at this point.

@actingliketommy "I'm not a narcissist. I speak for all modern society."

Dear christians, Modern society accepts lgbtq people. Period. If you don't like that, you have the option of leaving modern society or going to the moon with Elon or whatever. Modern society does not need to bend to your imaginary friend. Sports leagues have pride nights. If that is a problem, don't join sports leagues. No one is forcing you to be an MLB player. You've made that choice. You're free to leave the league at any time. Go ahead. Society is okay with you leaving. We know your game. You think if you create a stir, and make a stink, that you will somehow impose your ancient values upon modern society and get lgbtq people to make themselves invisible for you. Because you believe you have some right bestowed by your imaginary friend to decide who and what is right and moral. That's not going to happen. Ever. 2000 years ago is exactly that... 2000 years ago. It's never coming back. So save the crying and moaning and cries of "oppression." If you don't like modern society you can go somewhere where they participate in ancient theological crap... or y'all can chip in and buy an island and have some anti-pride gay sex fearing place of your dreams. But we're not interested in your shenanigans anymore. There's the door. You are welcome to it. Sincerely, -Modern Society

@actingliketommy @autocorrect2_0 @ClayTravis "I'm not a fascist."

@autocorrect2_0 @ClayTravis They aren’t forced you dumb fuck. They don’t have to be in the MLB. They chose it. Go play in a fucking church league if you can’t do a pride night. If you want to play in the MLB, you do pride nights. Otherwise fuck off.

@dreckdub @_celia_bedelia_ You've either had too much of the cult Kool-aid or your reading comprehension is very poor.

@fortunatecook @_celia_bedelia_ Just because you don't understand, doesn't make it wrong

Amazing levels of dipshittery going on here

@overlorddeath20 @AvaLovelaceX I don't think you know what empathetic means if you're ok with killing people whom you disagree with.

@fortunatecook @AvaLovelaceX still not good enough ngl dropping the fake empathetic act is a start though, pussy

9 months ago today, Charlie Kirk died of natural causes. We lost a warrior. Pride Month isn’t the same without him. Rest in Pride Charlie 🏳️‍🌈✊

@TRHLofficial @CiCisCensored

@CiCisCensored Learned everything I know from your mom.

No amount of deflection will make people forget that you believe prostituting 14yos is okay (if they like their gifts). If these good people had a choice to save one of us, they would use you as a human shield. Now please leave me & my family alone and take a Xanax, Torta Shrek.

@overlorddeath20 @AvaLovelaceX You didn't answer my question. I'm going to assume the answer is yes and it did some damage to your amygdala.

@fortunatecook @AvaLovelaceX there ya go show some backbone not good enough but it’s a start, pussy

@dreckdub @_celia_bedelia_ And I told you why your claim was incorrect. You clearly didn't read it yourself.

@fortunatecook @_celia_bedelia_ I did, via the NHS

@dreckdub @_celia_bedelia_ Produce the proof you so vehemently are saying exists, and I'll read it. So far, you've produced none

@fortunatecook @_celia_bedelia_ Learn to read then

@dreckdub @_celia_bedelia_ I see none coming from you.

@fortunatecook @_celia_bedelia_ Yes there is, with proof

#12 They didn't like that I disagreed with their ideology, then told me I really just wanted to rape people. Seems really sane.

@L_WOKE_ @larry0865 @pyewacket1036 @Heccles94 No, it's really not another topic. That's the problem. 🤣 They couldn't guarantee where the money goes. That's a pretty big issue.

@fortunatecook @larry0865 @pyewacket1036 @Heccles94 The point that the it would be transparent or not is another topic but musk completely ignoring the WFP chief shows how selfish and child retarded he is.

If you taxed all of Musks wealth at 50% he would still be the richest man alive by far, and we could eradicate world hunger for years

@overlorddeath20 @AvaLovelaceX Completely random question: Were you dropped on your head as an infant?

@fortunatecook @AvaLovelaceX yeah that’s a white flag if I’ve ever read it💀 you know what to do, pussy

@dreckdub @_celia_bedelia_ You said there is more variation than male and female. That is not accurate in the slightest.

@fortunatecook @_celia_bedelia_ I never said there was more than that, I said variation

@Sneketoshi These are unbelievably beautiful sketches.

I want to introduce you to Steve. He’s 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments I’ll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.

@TiffanyFong What's it like to have followers? Asking for a friend.

holy shit i made it to 670k without posting my titties on this app!

@FreddyLA7 @JJWatt

Our room for the coming days in Houston. I don’t even know what to say about this. This is just unreal. No words. Huge huge thank you to JJ Watt for giving me and my friends the opportunity to stay at a place like this🙏🙏🙏

This page describes variations within the binary, not exceptions to it. The NHS didn't write a page about a third sex. They wrote a page about things that can go differently during male and female development. You claimed there is more than just male and female. The NHS describes variations within typical MALE/FEMALE development, not a third sex. This literally proves you wrong. Sincere question: why are you so hung up on this?

@fortunatecook @_celia_bedelia_ nhs.uk/conditions/dif…

@overlorddeath20 @AvaLovelaceX And yet, you're still here.

@fortunatecook @AvaLovelaceX that actually doesn’t work on me lol, but this definitely does, pussy

@IsabellaMi24887 @MimiSchmoo @adamgreeney @_celia_bedelia_ I disagree with your ideology and then you say I want to rape people?You're the crazy one, love.

@fortunatecook @MimiSchmoo @adamgreeney @_celia_bedelia_ yes, you do seem crazy.