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Lanre Adeniyi
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Lanre Adeniyi
@get2lanre
CEO, Ultimate Aslan Ltd I Multifaceted Entrepreneur
Kaduna||Abuja Присоединился Aralık 2011
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There are people out there who haven't touched 10k in the last couple of weeks. Find one of them and dash it to him or her. We should always be appreciative, no matter how little.
A couple of days ago, my friend in Canada was gisting me about a man here in Nigeria who is always so appreciative of the little 10k or 20k he sends him. I was amazed, so I asked for the man's number and sent him 10k that same day. You need to see the prayers the man sent to him!
Better still, you can send it to me and I will forward it to this same man, who I know will appreciate it and pray for you. You can as well add to it.

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UK people will be doing the most, like everyone in Nigeria is suffering like them in the UK. Why will you send me ₦10,000 as a gift?
I'm on my own when this lady chats me up.
"Babes, longest time. How is Nigeria treating you? How are you coping with the economy and APC government?"
I said I'm fine.
After the whole chatting, she ended it with:
"I will find you something during the week."
I said, "Okay, thank you."
I didn't beg her for anything. I have never begged anyone for anything in my life...
Last night, I received a ₦10,000 alert. When I saw it, I ignored it.
Then her message popped up:
"Babes, have you seen the money? Please manage it."
Omorh, I feel like sending that ₦10,000 back to her and add ₦90,000 on top😡
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@Dr_Pharouk It was in 2023, I had serious financial crisis and I entered negative mode, it was so bad that for the first in my life my children were crying for food on a particular day, my mechanic was the one who God used that day that sent me 4k.
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@9jaTalkerX If everybody japa who will remain to fix the country. We're complaining the country is bad and the best we can do is to be campaigning about people locating abroad?
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Anybody discouraging you not to japa is the enemy from your village. A bag of cement is now #13,500.
My uncle was a cement dealer, and I have handled trowel in different building sites. So, I have first hand knowledge of what people were buying cement then. This #13,500 can get you 6-7 bags in 2014, and 9-14 bags in 2008-11, respectively.
We are honestly cooked in this country! How is a common man gonna build house now?😭💔
Ikeja, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English

I was in 300 level, dating my first boyfriend. We genuinely loved each other.
Then a rich guy asked me out. I never said yes, but I always collect gifts from him.
One day, he came to visit me at my hostel. I lied to my boyfriend that I was going to a friend's place so he wouldn't come around.
Unfortunately, someone tipped him off. He showed up and met me with the guy, eating the chicken and yoghurt he bought.
Before I could explain, my boyfriend landed him a blow and the chicken flew out of his mouth. 😭
Students gathered, my landlord called the police, and both of them ended up spending the night at the police station...it was crazy 🥺
BIG SILVO@silvoxbtc
Dear Men, The last thing you should ever do is fight your fellow man because of a woman.
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@Agu_champion Thanks for your honest response. My experience informed my comments earlier.
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@get2lanre Yes
He knows because he don’t question my quotations
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The day I went to see my uncle at the Government House because I was handling a project for him, he gave me ₦4k for transportation. Right in front of me, he gave a UNIZIK girl ₦50k for the same transportation. That was the first time I had the courage to chop almost 15% of the project money… until he stopped sending the money directly to me 😂
Till today he never reported me to the wife or any family member 😂
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨‼️
Davido says he has been offered $1-million(N1.3-billion) but he turned it down and told FIFA to make it $2-million before he'll consider performing 😱
Davido says he accepted just $1-million in the 2022 World Cup because it was his first time but he can't accept that again.
If this deal finally pulls throw then it will officially become the first African artiste to perform at Word Cup 2 times consecutively.
Davido is truly whoever he thinks he is,
001 For Every Reason 🙌

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@Gentlevileiblis @Agu_champion He didn't just start to benefit after the 4k. If he wasn't benefiting before then he wouldn't have gotten that courage of 15%. Comprehend mehn
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@get2lanre @Agu_champion 4K before he start benefiting Omo read mehn
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You’re owing Opay ₦750k, and it has already overdue.
Your boss mistakenly sent ₦5M project funds to your Opay account without prior notice.
Opay instantly recovered their ₦750k, leaving you with ₦4.25M.
You’re expected to transfer ₦4.8M to a contractor before the end of today.
What will you do?
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My friend and his fiance's wedding is in December went for HIV test and genotype.
It was discovered that both were AA but the man was HIV positive.
So grateful they were not having sex before marriage.
After counseling, they were told that both can marry, make babies without the lady and the children contracting the virus.
The man was traumatized, and even more traumatized when the lady decided to stop the wedding & end the relationship.
Early last month, the hospital called & told the man that the result wasn't his.
They apologized for the mistake and told him some medical jargons.
He was Negative. He ran another test in two different hospitals and was confirmed negative.
Now, the lady is back, apologizing and asking for forgiveness. She wants the wedding to go on as planned.
If you're the one,
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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A rough Nigerian asset allocation guide:
→ 20s: 80% stocks, 10% bonds, 10% dollar/crypto
→ 30s: 70% stocks, 20% bonds, 10% dollar/crypto
→ 40s: 60% stocks, 30% bonds, 10% dollar/crypto
→ 50s: 40% stocks, 50% bonds, 10% dollar/crypto
→ 60s+: 20% stocks, 70% bonds, 10% dollar/crypto
Rebalance once a year. Adjust based on your risk appetite.
Save this. Apply it.
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Aren't you guys so shameless? I'm not a fan of VDM mind you.
VDM is the least of Nigerians problem today. Terrorist are terrorising Nigerians you have nothing to say about that, few days a some people with children were kidnapped and a man was behead3d, you guys have nothing yo say, but VDM is your problem.
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VDM’s actions should not go unpunished. You cannot fabricate a voice note of the President, post it as genuine, and expect no consequences when you know full well it is fake.
He appears to believe he is above the law in Nigeria, but no one — regardless of status — is above the law in this country.
His behaviour is crossing serious lines, and he needs to be taught a hard lesson.
He should be arrested the moment he returns to Nigeria and properly prosecuted.
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
VeryDarkMan sends a very strong message to the spokesperson to President Tinubu, Mr Bayo Onanuga🙆🏼♂️
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@oku_yungx I really need that phone. Bought an earbud pro4 and discovered it can perform some features with my current A56.
Can you please sell it for 1m?
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@TomolaGroup @mycashierlife Exactly. Calculated risk is the engine of growth. It’s all about aligning that risk tolerance with a solid strategy rather than avoiding it entirely. No risk, no gain.
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@get2lanre @mycashierlife Everyone’s risk tolerance is different. In investing, higher risk often comes with the potential for higher returns. That’s why it’s important to understand the context and strategy behind a decision before making projections or conclusions.
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I had ₦500,000 sitting in a regular savings account for 14 months last year. Earned about ₦25,000 in interest the entire time.
That same ₦500,000 in Platinum Max Fund on @mycashierlife for 12 months earns ₦113,425. Over 4 times more.
Let me walk you through what changed for me 👇
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