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@MelanieLampro @UKGiftHour Not good for diabetics

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@zilnhoj well done!

@TheLastLeg many hospices have a Tipple Trolley, and back in the 80s, I remember a hospital's Reminiscence Project creating a 1950s pub

@prettyymariam @idrgafwhatever Never been asked

What’s the class of degree you graduated with?

@slater_paul @JaneyGodley She's still got it!

@HazelAppleyard_ Good on you x Take care of yourself

@mildhippie Congratulations

I got proposed to in front of Mt. Fuji 💍🗻

Check out S19 E14: [Lenora Claire] I Caught My Own Stalker (finale) from Something Was Wrong on Amazon Music. music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/2dec8…

@adrianbliss I want to preorder, but I also want to listen to you read it, but don't want audible...

The Book Worm podcast with Adrian Bliss (I’ve written a book!)

@AndyGJBurge In the 1980's my husband was sent a letter asking that he get me to sign my family allowance claim form in my 'real' name - I never took his surname

@jessphillips Thank you for this - I am in tears for the whole time you are reading the names. Not only, but mostly, because I have never heard the names of these murdered women, and will likely never hear their stories.

Louise is a warrior in the fight. So honoured that she has taken the issue to the House of Lords.

@seafoamghost Oh crap, now I've got an excuse ☹️

after about two years of not having hot water in the bathroom sink and never getting around to telling anyone about it, it’s started working again?? taking this as proof that sometimes you can ignore your problems and they’ll eventually go away x

@fesshole Expected me to go back month by month to 1962 🤷‍♀️

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@seafoamghost Hello, perhaps you could look into being a user research participant. You could make a valuable contribution to making products and services more accessible, and get an incentive for your time

i’ve spent the last few YEARS doing surveys on an app to get enough points for a voucher, i’m at 11,100 points when the lowest amount to redeem is 12,000, and i just got an email saying they’re shutting down 😭😭😭

@KSouthamm I'm so sorry that you've had to deal with that🧸

I just don't understand 😕 I almost die, and I have done my very best to help my customers it makes me sad that an order comes before my life I am taking a day out to think about all of this #sad #orders #MHHSBD

@seafoamghost Done

29/30 - 2.25km total of 94.7km so far and one day to go, so i want to walk at least 5.3km tomorrow so i hit 100km! we are £15 away from our final goal of £600 so if a few of you got paid today and can spare £5 each…… 😘 trusselltrust.enthuse.com/pf/matzo-s-mar…

heading out on my first walk! huge thanks to paris paloma for releasing their latest song just in time for me to play it on repeat the entire time

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@fesshole Just specify no dance - I'd be relieved (or hire a body double)

I love my partner of 11 years. The main reason I haven't asked her to marry me is that I'd be expected to dance in front of people while they watch.

@RevRichardColes I was only asked if I was wearing a belt - patted myself down before remembering I only ever wear yoga pants