flyguy (Unemployed)

@rfkenmore Kinda don’t mind it… I just know they’re lowkey good at hoops

Bros will put on anything

@ccmembersonly Brother Bear

Good pussy will have you feeling like Forrest Gump

@YoungUrbPro Where 💀

To the bald dude who brought a handheld razor into the steam room to shave his head: I hope you have the worst day ever

@plzbepatient Maybe! But those are just two prepubescent losers in ICE uniforms.

Millennials (now nearing 40) have constructed this reality where positions of authority like cops can only be performed by people who are older than them. When they’re 70 they’ll be mad a 55 year old is arresting them

@MurrayHillGuy1 Guys who work at Flatiron equinox will swear they “don’t have to shower before coming into work”

Guys who live in the suburbs will swear the commute into the city “isn’t that bad” as they wake up at 5:45am miss the first train (or delayed) sit for 58 minutes next to a fat guy eating a tuna sandwich get to Penn 12 minutes late have to take 2 different subways to get to the office come into dripping of sweat in summer spend $400/month on transit all to sit in a cubicle and say “honestly it’s kinda nice, gives me time to decompress and listen to podcasts”

@YoungUrbPro It’s truly unbelievable. I can lift ~ 10 lbs heavier per move on push day vs other locations lol

The women at Bond St equinox are really something special

A unique take that could only possibly come from a nerdy white boy who played trombone in high school jazz band

@jakewoolf Untuck

Going for the full 90s handyman with a soft side heartthrob aesthetic 90s RRL flannel 90s jeans from Agolde 90s coded desert boots 90s as hell hair Cue iris by goo goo dolls

Snapchat memories are almost exclusively my ex this month and she just posted her new man. How do they know

@dsonoiki Allonzo Trier

Nobody understands the bond between a boy and the volume-scoring, shot-chucking guard he watched when he was younger

Dudes in the LES will throw on this exact fit and immediately add “creative director” to their insta bio

@MarcusMilione Earrings is a great idea just limits adoption significantly

@hoopsgrid was thinking that or an earring (something to prick the lobe)

I want to build a continuous blood lactate meter (if its even possible) anyone want to build together

Watching Tobey Maguire Spider-Man…. They would’ve had Norman Osborn in federal custody and/or shot out of the air within 30 min

@takealapguy I wish pal

@hoopsgrid You’re just someone cosplaying a blue collar worker

So deep in my NYC lore I’m a blue collar worker cosplaying someone cosplaying a blue collar worker

Remember when everyone was saying “seems legit”? Such discourse has been lost on us.

@slapshotcapital It’s actually not twin

@rfkenmore Feeling like prep is sneaking back

The Carlson effect is showing up in J Press' new arrivals Are you ready to embrace the brand?