John Bender

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John Bender

@jbjohnbender

Messed with the bull

Minneapolis Присоединился Şubat 2010

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John Bender@jbjohnbender·25 Ara

After rewatching all of my Christmas favorites, my top 10: Klaus Elf A Very Murray Christmas Guardians of the Galaxy Christmas special Violent Night Garfield Christmas Happiest Season The Holdovers Muppet Christmas Carol Spirited

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John Bender@jbjohnbender·25 Kas

@penishernande2 @ChristopherHine

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2penis2hernandez@penishernande2·25 Kas

@ChristopherHine Why is that?

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Chris Hine@ChristopherHine·25 Kas

Nobody is there again.

Beringer Renaissance@PickAndWoah

@ChristopherHine @JonKrawczynski @DaneMooreNBA @JaceFrederick anyone at this game, because my god this was horrible execution by everyone involved.

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John Bender@jbjohnbender·22 Kas

@MCJonB Too woke

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Timberwolves Host Jon Berry@MCJonB·22 Kas

Tell me why we can’t have a bullet train from Minneapolis to Chicago?

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John Bender@jbjohnbender·16 Kas

@JonKrawczynski More like Jonas AlwaysFloppins, amiright?

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Jon Krawczynski@JonKrawczynski·16 Kas

Naz and Valanciunas have a difference of opinion

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John Bender@jbjohnbender·15 Kas

Tara makes me laugh. I hope she gets to make her cancer movie.

tara shoe@tarashoe

oh my god. I had cervical cancer. but I don’t anymore! I’m dealing with it in the healthiest way possible: making a whole production out of it. don’t be mad at me but the fundraiser for my short film GIRLIE is live seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

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John Bender@jbjohnbender·9 Kas

It's funny because it's true

Rudy FunkMeyer@rudyfunkmeyer

If Democratic leadership can’t get the caucus in order to keep members from breaking ranks and caving on extending ACA subsidies then they have no business being in leadership.

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John Bender@jbjohnbender·1 Kas

@MNUFC @GopherFootball I'm going to be in Seattle Monday night. Where are Loons fans sitting?

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Minnesota United FC@MNUFC·1 Kas

Hey, @gopherfootball fans! Stop by our MNUFC tent to meet PK and for some swag for the other football team in town. We’re in gopher Garden, across from 3M Arena. Tailgate opens at 11:30 a.m., see you there!

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John Bender@jbjohnbender·29 Eki

@JoshDCarson

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Josh Carson@JoshDCarson·29 Eki

In a Larry David voice: "No one cares about your f-ing book Cheryl! No one!"

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Cheryl Hines Says 'The View' Hosts 'Just Wanted to Grill Me' About Husband RFK Jr.: They Didn't Ask 'One Question About My Book' variety.com/2025/tv/news/c…

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John Bender@jbjohnbender·24 Eki

Brandi Carlile is so back. youtu.be/1gQ64TD24wo?si…

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One more Brandi Carlile picture from last night...

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John Bender@jbjohnbender·24 Eki

@longdrivesouth @atrupar More like a double stanTURD, amiright?

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Daniel Hernandez ✍🏽🌞@longdrivesouth·23 Eki

"Perhaps the media is avoiding details in part because editors feel that talking about poop is distasteful. Even so, it’s clear that there’s a double standard at work." publicnotice.co/p/trump-poop-v…

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John Bender@jbjohnbender·5 Eki

I have a batch of books to donate to an MPS teacher...mostly around 4th grade level (Bad Guys, Dog Man, Wimpy Kid, Last Kids on Earth).