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John D. Payne

@jdp_writes

Using technological wizardry to tattoo magical runes on the mangled corpses of trees, giving them the power of telepathic speech and mind control. #AmWriting

Las Cruces, NM Присоединился Aralık 2013
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Sam Robb@SamRobbWrites·
When was the last time you left a review for a book you liked, hmmm? You were going to get around to it when you had the time, right? Hey - you're doomscrolling. You have the time RIGHT NOW. Go leave that review! THEN reward yourself with some memes. open.substack.com/pub/samrobbwri…
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Asterix (FGTT)@NeelsBohr1204·
I don't care for soccer, so I haven't been watching. And then this slipped into my Tiktok feed. From Boston, Massachusetts. This is the best anthem, without a doubt. No-one is going to convince me otherwise, ever.
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@FiredUpCoug LDS missionaries can survive up to two years without food by eating Ramen.
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D.J. Butler -- Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author and Editor
D.J. Butler -- Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author and Editor@DavidJohnButler·
I get spam calls or texts ten times a day. I of course am a cantankerous bastard and report and hang up on all of them. But this flood means they must be getting successful hits on more credulous, vulnerable people. This is a real problem.
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Tolkien World
Tolkien World@TolkienWorldG·
Lord of the Rings fans are special
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Raconteur Press, LLC@raconteur_press·
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Ali Woods
Ali Woods@AliWoodsGigs·
Watching the World Cup in your thirties
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Tim@world_of_pies·
@jdp_writes They are the custodians of the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize. As a "plus one" they also run the biggest sport on the planet.
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John D. Payne@jdp_writes·
@KG6783 Oh, yeah. Didn't they split off from Carlos the Jackal's crew?
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Mr. Gallano
Mr. Gallano@KG6783·
@jdp_writes It's an organized crime syndicate that occasionally organizes soccer tournaments. It's basically FARC but without any good cocaine.
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D.J. Butler -- Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author and Editor
D.J. Butler -- Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author and Editor@DavidJohnButler·
In the last 28 days, 96.2% of the views of High Low Brow are men. Curious. I'm thrilled that I'm reaching men, of course. I didn't think I was doing anything that would resonate exclusively with men. Does culture not matter to women? Do women not want to have fun? Hmmn. We'll see if that percentage holds when I start talking about romance novels. @DavesHighLowBrow" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@DavesHighLowB…
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@DavidJohnButler Next time you have guests on, try to get Cyndi Lauper. She can probably speak to this conundrum.
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