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@MikeDrucker He leaned so hard into this Pesci delivery, the dementia must be off the rails

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

On an extreme level of I know ball rn

Hot take: I think it’s actually cool for YMCA to be the Trump song for now. It makes the soundtrack to this American decline so fucking funny. Maybe THE most iconic gay anthem stays on top of that sick fuck. Perfect encapsulation.

i love 2 post

@MISERABLEN0W ok yeah whats next, he played guitar half step down drop C#? next

he was reading bell hooks and listening to death cab and mazzy star in college. a lot of u people would have folded.

@magnxsium well, we warned president pezeshkian that americans couldn't read and boy did they listen to that critique and then some

nothing, i mean nothing, could have prepared me for what i heard when i unmuted

Gotta love when the Jeopardy champ is so good they start repeating outfits

the internet has discovered catholic theology

How I’m reading every single article about the military rn

@MargBarAmerica Needs the kind of karmic reparations that makes their flesh turn inside out like that simpsons gag

sorry to sound rude but every american is going to deserve the rising costs in gas and food forever. barely any protests over this criminal war you pay for. just the usual head in sand ignorance this zombie populace is used to. god willing the economic cost is permanent.

@mcfcmol Whatever you already think about the American education system… it’s worse than that

Mr President, this is an amazing letter but people don’t know how to read over here.

@tessiesbestie Soy! Soy!

not me year 4 of McDonald’s boycott going strong

Who’s ready for that $18 Big Mac?????????

#The heroic doctor Hossam Abu Safiya is among the prisoners scheduled for execution 💔

people motorbike in this city like were in tokyo, its adorable rly

@BiggySpurs Let’s not forget the dead brain Stephen a take saying “Ohtani can’t be the face of the league” and now he’s without a doubt THE face of the league

This is straight up Xenophobia, I don’t care what anybody says. And it’s been downplayed way too much in sports.

i feel like we as a society are ready to invent a pro mixed gender soccer league

@SamueILFC I’m rattling in a straitjacket rn wdym this era is over. Times could never be this good