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@kylehvmt @bnicholsonsmith No chance, it's got to be Heimann right?.... Right?

@bnicholsonsmith They’re about to do it to Valenzuela too aren’t they

Blue Jays optioned Adam Macko because of circumstance, not performance per John Schneider “He was a pro about it. He understands that he’ll most likely to be back here at some point.”

@kristen_shilton The results of this team speak otherwise

#Leafs parting ways with Brandon Pridham is a huge loss. Exceptional hockey mind and better person. Should have his pick of landing spots. Major gain for another club.

@Alt_Perspektiv @JesseGranger_ "So Mitch how does it feel to finally make it to the third round?" Top notch reporting

@JesseGranger_ You mean we missed out on "Mitch, how does it FEEL to beat the Ducks?"

John Tortorella declined to speak with the media after advancing to the Western Conference finals. The Golden Knights also didn’t open the dressing room after the game. They brought 1 player into a side room to speak, along with the two who spoke at the podium. I’ve been covering the NHL for nine years and never seen either of those happen once.

@blues_fan16 @sportshockey06 @FriedgeHNIC Was going to post the exact same thing... Fuking Habs fans 😅

@sportshockey06 @FriedgeHNIC

5 x $7.75M

@RealKingChungus @unusual_whales Because it's not true, public would never have knowledge of this 'plan'

@unusual_whales Why is this being leaked to the public is the real question. This sounds like something that should be covert.

The U.S. military gave the president a plan to seize nearly 1,000 pounds of highly enriched uranium in Iran, per NYT The mission would require the airlift of potentially hundreds or thousands of troops and could take weeks.

@rinaterofficial @PrimeVideo

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Father and Son. Behold your first look at Kratos and Atreus in the God of War series now in production. Their journey to the highest peak begins.

@Kekius_Sage Now do cannabis for gen z

🚨THE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY HAS LOST $830 BILLION IN FOUR YEARS BECAUSE GEN Z IS NOT DRINKING

@BSideLiberty @rishivohra Exactly what I was thinking. What a tool, he shouldn't have been driving.

@rishivohra You didn’t eat for 17 hours & took medication that was obviously brand new to you and decided to get behind the wheel. This reads like reckless driving conveniently covered by “self driving mode,” and you shouldn’t be allowed to operate. Tesla covers for personal responsibility!

🚨 My Tesla literally saved my life yesterday. What started as a normal drive turned terrifying fast. I unintentionally fasted for 17 hours, took some medicine, and had a severe allergic reaction. My body shut down—I passed out while driving on the freeway, mid-conversation with my wife on the phone. Thank God my Tesla had Full Self-Driving engaged. It detected I lost consciousness (thanks to the driver monitoring system), immediately slowed, activated hazards, and safely pulled over to the shoulder. No crash. No danger to anyone else on the road. My wife heard me go silent and knew something was wrong. She used @Life360 to alert emergency services—they located me within 5 minutes. They attended to me enough for me to tell them, 'I don't want to abandon my truck here on the freeway.' So the Tesla autonomously drove me the rest of the way to the ER. I walked in, got admitted, and they stabilized me overnight. I'm being discharged today—levels back to normal, feeling grateful and alive. Huge thanks to my incredible wife for staying calm and acting fast, and to @elonmusk @Tesla @tesla for engineering cars that literally protect lives when the driver can't. This isn't just convenience—it's life-saving tech. 🙏⚡❤️

@bandybluff @TOSportsAdam

@TOSportsAdam Id rather have JT miller than balding Matthews on my team

This is who they think Auston Matthews is as captain 😭

@HkyGuy @CapTon_17 @FriedgeHNIC Do you watch hockey? Myers couldn't play in a decent beer league, he's terrible.

@CapTon_17 @FriedgeHNIC Myers has almost 200 NHL games and is right handed. Rifai has 2 NHL games. Do you really think Rifai is worth more than Myers? Such a weird comment my guy!

Waivers today: Philp (EDM) Heinen (PIT) Valimaki (UT) Rifai (TOR) Bear (NYI) As previously announced, Tomasek (EDM) to terminate his contract and return to Europe

You deserve to hear that Grand Slam in French

@race207_1 @Sportsnet Bro, respectively. You don't think robot Umpire's can't be manipulated?

@Sportsnet I can't wait until robot umpires come because I'm tired of these fucking human umpires

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. was ejected from the game after a called strike three.

@LadyT1951 Then it's a shit meme, facts matter. Stupid people would believe this and spread it around.

@koolkeith19 It’s a fking meme idiot, stating the obvious

Arrest her.

@calvinwatkins It's insane that they let it come to this... Should have signed him long ago.

A Cowboys thread on the trade requests So during a news conference with Kaiir Elam news breaks that Micah Parsons has requested a trade.

@catturd2 When you gonna figure it out none of these criminals will do any time. All the world's a stage. Rules for thee, not for me.

Dear Pam Bondi … They arrested Trump on 100% bogus lies … You have 100% proof now that the Obama and Hillary traitors are treasonous liars. Arrest them all now or get out of the way. Our country can’t survive this blatant treason. Either save this country from these scumbags, or get out of the way. Do you agree ?

@Mauerback @LeafsUpdates21 Prepare for disappointment on Domi, he is what he is. This team will play a grinding style game and score much fewer points as they no longer have the depth. Matthews and Mariner's points total will both be down now they're seperated.

Don't forget that Matthews had a sub-par season. I think we can expect another 15-20 goals from him. I also think Domi will have a bounceback year. I honestly don't think the Leafs are much weaker than last year, even though this is not the consensus of the experts (who also thought Nashville was a big winner of last year's pre-season)

Mitch, Holmberg and Patches OUT Combined 134 points Maccelli, Joshua and Roy IN Need an average of 45 points each to match above. I’m not sure if they get there but I’d say 120 combined is doable Knies is getting better Laughton is more settled in Likely another add too

@BackflowMaster @MercedesGlobal Go thank a Liberal

@MercedesGlobal So he’s got ties to terrorists?!? A Liberal cabinet minister. Ties to terrorism?! Why the fuck is he even allowed in Canada?!!??

Exclusive: Public safety minister recuses himself from files on 2 terrorist groups | Globalnews.ca globalnews.ca/news/11235500/…

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@GreyMatterConvo @grok did Carney actually say this in his book?

This is who he is, folks.