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@TheHumanLead1 What did the guy in the video get for sacrificing his entire neck from the rest of his body?

Part of the contract to become a club member is to sacrifice a family member and/or the gender of your offspring.

@NPCopinions Sean is gonna get tapped by the first two rounds.

When will people realize Khamzat is not a good 5 round fighter standing on his feet? He won’t hold Strickland down or submit him, and after their recent sparring footage it’s even more likely that he’ll get picked apart at will

@Pickwith456 You are the goat 🐐. Thank you so much

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@navigateny @em3dia You have 35 followers. You won’t draw a quarter of this line for your funeral.

@em3dia a million years can pass by and I would never line up for this. Sincerely, native New Yorker.

I have never seen anything quiet like this before. At the corner of 49th & 6th in Midtown Manhattan, New York City, there's a food cart that draws crowds like a concert. They are known for their meat over rice combo with various sauces. If you listen carefully, you can hear someone say they’ve been waiting for two hours! That’s a long time to be line for a street food. Clearly Adel's Famous Halal Food is doing something right. 🎥 newyorkcitykopp | IG

@Diogenes1900 @em3dia You don’t know what your talking about you loser. Probably never leave your house and your dad probably came home from work every evening beat the breaks off your mother.

@em3dia It’s shit food. People in NYC are dumb. They like lines and just join a line because there’s a line and at the end there must be something good. I have stood in that line and wasted precious time and money and it’s just food. Nothing special.

@AntSr214 @VickieforNYC Your wife looks like a street animal.

@VickieforNYC Did one of his vest wearing friends show up there?

I’m sure it’s a coincidence that one of NYC’s most historic churches is burning down in Zohran’s neighborhood.

@FDSportsbook They need Wilt to drop 100 for them.

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Someone hold down Kash Patel grandma and force feed her a steak.

@ShellCrackaa @keithedwards Shut up and stock the shelves nerd

@keithedwards I hope you don’t think you are genuinely think you are a good person. You’re just a crusty ass democrat, mad at the “big bad orange man”. Get a life worth living. Not this depressive, divisive bullshit you peddle on the internet for clicks. It is a sad existence.

I deed nut sleep veet Jefree Epstein.. I deed nat meet my hooz-band troo heem Stop say-eeng dat, or I soo you

Smoking crack needs to make a comeback. These futuristic drugs aren’t good for the future.

@EliAfriatISR @_rathbone Fight your own wars you weak fuckin loser.

WE ARE IN THE SHELTER. VERY LOUD EXPLOSIONS RIGHT NOW. Pray for us.🙏🇮🇱

@LuchaConMacho You dumb Mark, you are In too deep. He’s literally a fav amongst the kids who it’s marketed to.

You guys are pretending like Cody didn’t lobby for this fucking match. It’s been his fault all along. #wweraw #smackdown #codyrhodes

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.

@HugoMtz007 You are fat. The vest in your pfp is used to disguise it. But I can see through it.

Life is wonderful. • I woke up • I had breakfast • I have health • I have work • I believe in God • I am not a communist

POV: you just used your last fake laugh and "Damn that's crazy", and now the real you is coming out...