Where's the rum?

@hopes_revenge Starting the cut at the neck, right?

my source at Walter Reed Medical Center has confirmed that The President is undergoing an elective adult circumcision

do you think melania will hire erika kirk's pyrotechnics guy

Hey @benshapiro. Today is day 9 of me asking. Since you are now eligible to serve in the military with the age cap raised, will you be enlisting to fight for Israel? I’ve been asking for over a week. Americans want to know.

IVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO AUSTRALIAN

Just so we're clear @AlboMP nothing short of cancelling #AUKUS , kicking out the Israeli ambassador & apologising to #Iran is going to fix this mess. $Millions in consultants, yet the man on the street can see it plain as day #auspol #USPolitics #Trump #Israel

Oh man, they’re just stunting on the WH meme squad now

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.@elonmusk stop putting right wing propaganda ads on my timeline you fat fucking munchkin

@atrupar She must carry around a backpack full of breath mints, coz her breath must smell like Trump's dick all day!

Leavitt: "You always want to be the most well-read person in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is."

@SenatorWong Be real right now Penny. If the US and Israel hadn't started this whole war with Iraq, under verifiably false pretenses, the Strait of Hormuz would never have closed in the first place.

Iran is deliberately inflicting economic pain on communities worldwide, including the Indo-Pacific, with the costs borne disproportionately by the most vulnerable. Australia joined partners in condemning the Iranian regime’s weaponisation of the Strait of Hormuz.

I joined over 40 countries on a call on the Strait of Hormuz as part of Australia’s support for international efforts to reopen the critical waterway. I thank @YvetteCooperMP for convening the meeting with representatives from every continent, and organisations including @IMOHQ.

Best MMA video I’ve seen today 😂 (Assane_11 on IG)

@RupertMyers NASA social media team is pissed right now, that they didn't think of this.

Artemis II: the ultimate getaway vehicle

@mhdksafa Golden Gate Bridge would have to be fair game now, right?

Imagine if Iran bombed and destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge in California, what would you call it? TERRORISTS The U.S bombed and destroyed the highest bridge in Iran, the B1 bridge, why do you call it “PEACE”? Bombing a bridge is a war crime under international humanitarian law

More than 5,500 Israelis are homeless on the eve of Passover today after their homes were destroyed by the ongoing war between Israel and Iran. 🇮🇱🔥

@LiberalHivemind Her and Karoline Leavitt could be sisters. Fucking hideously ugly ones at that!

I speak for everyone when I say: Please fuck off forever.

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

The Albanese Labor Government has sent SAS troops into the Middle East while this awful and illegal US and Israeli War on Iran expands. How could the PM not have told the truth about this last night?

Iran wants to bomb Palantir and I'm supposed to be mad that they would destroy the company that is planning total surveillance of every aspect of our lives? Wild.

@PaigeSpiranac Picked the right date for it.

With all this discourse online around “nice cans” I’ve had some time to reflect. After much thought and consideration I’ve decided it’s time to start taking myself more seriously. I’ve invested in a whole new golf wardrobe. I will only be wearing collared shirts from this day forward. Thank you for supporting me through this difficult transition in my life.

@hasanthehun They're digging their heels I aren't they?

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