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rbryson
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Disabled Army Veteran | Passionate about fishing & riding horses | Married 38 years 🚫DMs
Присоединился Şubat 2021
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The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.
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@ReelzChannel @OfficialOPLive He could have a lost the bet. Maybe whoever he took the bet with watch his OP live. poolside 👮 🚓 #oplive #opnation #Reelz @CurtisWilson275 @danabrams @OfficialOPLive 🤣🤣
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A Marine that cannot sit down on the curb, no ID and Traveling not driving in a car? Tell me it ain’t so #oplive #opnation #Reelz @CurtisWilson275 @danabrams @OfficialOPLive
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The Edwards Air Force Base has released the names of the 8 people who died Monday after the B-52 Crash.
Colonel Gregory Watson, 53.
Lieutenant Colonel Gabriel Estrella, 40.
Retired Lieutenant Colonel Miles, 50.
Major Alexander Davis, 34.
Major Robert Dee, 40.
Major Brad Hovey, 35.
Jeromy Smith, 32.
Christopher Rischar, 41.
Please help us keep their family and loved ones in your prayers during these difficult times.
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Rumour has it that Elon
Musk and Bill Gates are creating a new drug for penis enlargement.
It's called Elongates.
And it cures a condition called Microsoft.
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Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go. You have made my life complete and I love you so……… good morning to everyone who says it back!
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What’s your reaction to UFC at the White House in one word?
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People are talking about the fights, but not enough people are talking about the U.S. Marine Band.
Absolutely phenomenal.
Every entrance felt bigger. Every moment felt more patriotic. They didn’t just play music, they elevated the entire event.
That was America at its best.
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A rare Super Delta formation featuring the Thunderbirds and the @USNavy Blue Angels soared above @UFC fans to kick off #UFCWhiteHouse. #Freedom250
🎥 by @whitehouse
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WILL YOU BE WATCHING UFC FREEDOM 250 TONIGHT?
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