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@justinamash Please tell me this isn’t real…. He’s a child.

Trump keeps showcasing that he recently learned the word “dumb” ends in “b.”

@SundaeDivine And Bill Gates is secretly harvesting the algae at night to force-feed us fake meat.

@SundaeDivine It was cultivated in a secret lab by Dr. Fauci and is being sustained by Jewish Space Lasers. All funded by Soros.

We're one press release away from learning the algae was funded by George Soros.

@RpsAgainstTrump Who puts “so-called” in quotes instead of what it’s describing?

Trump: Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni asked, over and over, for a picture with me during the G-7 meeting in France. She is doing poorly in Italy with her level of popularity

@Kristinartz Carlyle Hotel. UES.

Have you ever been in an elevator that had an Elevator Operator?

@dieworkwear Big Zipper is not to be trifled with.

the quarter zip, dress sneaker, skinny chino industry is trying to silence me

@Weinsteinlaw Despite their political disagreements, they are fundamentally decent folks.

There's a reason the Michelle Obama-George W. Bush friendship goes viral every time: People are starving for decency. For respect without agreement. For politics without cruelty. Their friendship reminds us what we've lost, and what we can still choose.

If you watched the Obama Presidential Center opening, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade yesterday afternoon - and nothing else - you could actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250. True story.

The only ally Trump had in all of Europe, Meloni, he just turned into an enemy. He - for no reason at all, mind you - goes out and claims she begged him to take a photo with her. A completely pointless lie. Then he tacks on "I did it cause I felt sorry for her", not understanding her ENTIRE brand is being fiery and taking no crap from anyone - you know, stereotypical Italian. Well, she's calling him out on it, and a planned diplomatic visit from Italy to the US has now been canceled. We're watching Trump's circle of power diminish in real time faster than we're watching our 14 million dollars for the reflecting pool come up in chunks. For those who don't speak Italian: ""So certain things deserve an immediate response. Donald Trump's statements are completely made up. I am frankly stunned. I don't know why the president of the United States behaves this way with his own allies. It's not the first time this has happened. After all, I can only say it's a shame he doesn't show the same determination with the enemies of the West, with the enemies of the United States, with leaders with whom instead he proves to be much more accommodating. But he must remember one thing: Italy and I never beg."

Scientists should study the relationship between leaving Congress and being more honest.

@VolodyaTretyak More of this. Trump abuses the authority of his office to lie with impunity. I’m glad she’s calling him out.

Giorgia Meloni speaks directly what many Europeans are thinking 👏 "I don't know why the President of the United States behaves this way toward allies. It's disappointing that he doesn't show the same resolve toward the enemies of the West and the United States, whose leaders he treats with far greater indulgence."

The mess that will be left behind will take years to fix.

@SeanCasten Maybe he should open his eyes.

This is painful to watch. Makes me wonder how he ties his shoes in the morning, cause he's reached the slip-on stage of life.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 I’ve seen more subtle embalming jobs.

Villain Pro Tip - When you can't use your skin softening filter, be sure to compensate with 8 pounds of Maybelline

@JoshPateCFB How ‘bout South Dakota? I like Wyoming.

We’re going to end up giving him Wyoming

@RadioFreeTom That double-breasted velour jacket with the brown knit tie and matching pocket square really complements the combover.

This time, his clever pool trap will kill Batman for sure

@CaitlinClark22 x.com/robert_heath/s…

details 🤭😁

@RpsAgainstTrump He really needs to get a better embalmer. That makeup is terrible.

Trump on Italy’s Prime Minister, Giorgia Meloni: “She’s probably happy I talked to her. I didn’t have to talk to her. She begged me to take a photo with her. She wanted a photo with me so much. I wouldn’t have even done it, but I felt sorry for her.”

@ColMoeDavis @CharisHamilton8 He has the Mar-a-Lago combover.

This is Trump donor and Mar-a-Lago neighbor John Cafaro who got the no-bid contract to install a water purification system for the reflecting pool. He has 2 prior convictions, one for bribing a member of Congress and another for an illegal loan that violated campaign finance laws.

With live algae