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@PositionPicksFF I once heard it said - I'd rather shoot for the moon once and miss, than shoot for nothing 20 times and hit it every time.

So it would kind of suck to miss the moon, no?

@PositionPicksFF Pro tip - milk expiration dates are meaningless if you store it in the pantry.

Who tf out here buying the April 12 when there’s April 19 sitting right there?

@PPetesStache @CowboyWrestling I'm pretty sure @GottliebShow posted a vid of his daughter shredding Welcome Home on bass a while back. Such a boss song.

I need at least one of the @CowboyWrestling boys next year to have one of these songs as their walkout: •The Plot to Bomb the Panhandle - ADTR •Welcome Home - Coheed and Cambria •Long Hot Summer Day - Turnpike •Voodoo Child - SRV •Can’t Do Golds - Waka What else???

@CFBHome Bestest Yewniversity in Utah

BYU Football 🐾 🔵1984 National Champions 🔵19 WAC Titles 🔵4 Mountain West Titles 🔵20 Bowl Wins 🔵1 Heisman Trophy Winner 🔵Ty Detmer, Steve Young and Jim McMahon

@CFBHome @DiamondBBStats Today I'm happy to have baseball. Today I'm sad to have ABS and no Angel Hernandez.

150 D1 baseball games 121 D1 Softball games

@CFBHome Can we get some love for the legendary Jim Thorpe?

In honor of #OpeningDay    Here are some #CFB Players that went onto the MLB Darin Erstad, Punter (Nebraska)

@PositionPicksFF To us GWOT vets, Chuck Norris will always be a shit house graffiti legend. The man was everywhere in Iraq and the 'Stan.

In honor of Chuck Norris, here is a partial list of his skills, abilities, and accomplishments. RIP King. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. ➡️Chuck Norris can divide by zero. ➡️Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice. ➡️When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. ➡️Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is. ➡️Death once had a near–Chuck Norris experience. ➡️Chuck Norris can hear sign language. ➡️Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits. ➡️Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ➡️Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he stares them down until they give him the information. ➡️Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. ➡️Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. ➡️Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves. ➡️Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants are now known as giraffes. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t do math, numbers solve themselves for him. ➡️Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. ➡️Chuck Norris can clap with one hand. ➡️Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin. ➡️Chuck Norris can start a fire with ice cubes. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t need GPS, the world rearranges itself for him. ➡️Chuck Norris can win rock-paper-scissors with just rock. ➡️Chuck Norris can parallel park a train. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it. ➡️Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. ➡️Chuck Norris can speak braille. ➡️Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn, he dares it to grow. ➡️Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with his eyes closed. ➡️Chuck Norris can make onions cry. ➡️Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. ➡️Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t need a keyboard, he tells the computer what to type. ➡️Chuck Norris can do a backflip… in quicksand. ➡️Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. ➡️Chuck Norris can sharpen a marble. ➡️Chuck Norris can turn a shadow into a silhouette. ➡️Chuck Norris can charge his phone by glaring at it. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t do laundry, the dirt washes itself off. ➡️Chuck Norris can win Monopoly in one turn. ➡️Chuck Norris can hear colors. ➡️Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. ➡️Chuck Norris can skip a rock across the ocean. ➡️Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet. ➡️Chuck Norris can catch a bullet and throw it back faster. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t get brain freeze, ice cream gets Chuck Norris freeze. ➡️Chuck Norris can lift a chair with one hand… while sitting in it. ➡️Chuck Norris can dial a wrong number and still reach the right person. ➡️Chuck Norris can blow out the sun. ➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t need Wi-Fi, he connects directly. ➡️Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs and downstairs at the same time. ➡️Chuck Norris can whistle with a mouth full of water. ➡️Chuck Norris can start a wave in a swimming pool by himself. ➡️Chuck Norris can juggle invisible objects, and people still applaud. ➡️Chuck Norris can write with a pen that’s out of ink. ➡️Chuck Norris can outrun his own shadow. ➡️Chuck Norris can draw a straight line… freehand… in the dark. ➡️Chuck Norris can make a mirror reflect his reflection twice. ➡️Chuck Norris can open a can without a can opener by intimidating it. ➡️Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s chip. ➡️Chuck Norris can untangle headphones instantly. ➡️Chuck Norris can close a browser tab with his mind. ➡️Chuck Norris can freeze time and still be early. ➡️Chuck Norris can beat a lie detector test by telling the truth harder. ➡️Chuck Norris can walk into Mordor. ➡️Chuck Norris can win a race before it starts. ➡️Chuck Norris can high-five himself… and win. ➡️Chuck Norris can end a game before it begins.

@Firstand16_Pod The obvious answer is they should be cheering for @CowboyWrestling

BYU fans, now that the Cougars are out of March Madness, who are you cheering for?

@PistolPeterOSU @tornadopayne @newson6wxguy When David loses the coat or the tie loosens up, it's about to get real

The difference between the broadcasting styles of @tornadopayne and @newson6wxguy, as described via forms of caffeine:

@PPetesStache Was considering wrapping my Bronco in a similar color with a flat black accent. $8k wasn't worth it though.

Hey Siri, show me the truck I’d buy if I won the lottery.

@PPetesStache Ryder is about to save this dual.

This damn dual is gonna come down to HWT.

@PPetesStache Took my badlands out today to tackle some snow. Nothing cooler than a Bronco doing Bronco things!

My 3 year old is cooler than you.

@osuzack You're only scratching the surface of a much darker conspiracy theory. Look into why companies like 23 and Me exist.

Once you know thoughts, you can predict thoughts. Then you can add stimuli (events, disasters, characters) to manipulate people's thoughts. The end of free will.

Do y'all think AI and Palantir store our info to identify what the general pop. is thinking? They're almost "reading our minds," but passively, as we're volunteering our thoughts for free. I don't trust the global/political push for AI. And it'll be stronger with a Pres. Vance.

@osuzack Who did it best - CJ or Kasey?

CJ Stroud is destroying the best defense we've seen in 10 years🔥🔥🔥

@RedditCFB @duejnssjsnsshh Imagine the fallout from ESPN when the Ritsumeikan Panthers knock off an SEC team in round one.

@duejnssjsnsshh @ryanjs13 Can get across the line with JuCos and international teams.

🙂 2 teams 😊 4 teams 👀 12 teams 🤷 14 teams 🤔 16 teams 🙃 20 teams 😕 24 teams 😞 32 teams 🤨 40 teams 🤯 48 teams 😎 64 teams 🤩 136 teams 😍 1024 teams

@SEC_Exposed Got blocked for calling him a media cuck. Truth is painful.

Translated, ESPN isn’t getting enough SEC Shilling effort from their previous champion shillers, so they need the leader of the next generation of SEC shillers to shill more for them. Enter Josh “SEC cuck” Pate

@SEC_Exposed I think Joel might be privy to some upcoming event that will shake the foundation of CFB that ESPN has built.

Summarized: Joel Klatt realizes water is wet.

@overrated_sec All the glazing Pate and company did for the SEC throughout the season.

Top 10 Moments for the SEC this year: 10: USF winning at Florida. 9: Diego Pavia trash talking Iowa before losing 😂. (9b: Pavia’s “F the Voters” and ear buds during Heisman weekend) 8: FSU thrashing Alabama. 7: Aggies scoring 3 points at home in the CFP after leading the SEC all year. 6: Tennessee beating 0 FBS teams with a winning record. 5: Preseason Heisman hype for Arch. 4: “Is Texas the new Alabama?” 3: Alabama’s “gutsy 4th and 2 call” that elevated them over ND. 2: Alabama’s thrashing in the Rose Bowl. 1: Greg Stankey trying to say the SEC should get 7 teams in the CFP 🤣🤣 What did I miss?

@cowpoke_u Over the top Mestemaker tuddy celebrations in CFB '27. I need it now.

We are so back!!!!