Alex Schreck

@kurtinc @Shopify You had a shout out, but other than that I thought it could have been an email haha

I missed the @Shopify partner town hall today because I was on a flight to Nashville 😭

I was flying Southwest from Dallas to New York. Three rows ahead of me, there was a young soldier in uniform. He looked barely 18. He was staring straight ahead, gripping the armrests. He looked nervous. When the drink cart came around, the flight attendant asked him what he wanted. 'Coke, please,' he said. 'Heading home?' she asked kindly. 'No, ma'am,' he said. 'Deploying. First time.' The whole row went quiet. The flight attendant didn't say a word. she handed him his Coke. Then, she got on the PA system. 'Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest in Row 8 today. Private Miller is on his first deployment to serve our country. Since I can't buy him a drink, I’m going to ask a favor. If you want to write him a note of encouragement, pass it forward.' I grabbed a napkin. I wrote: 'You got this. Stay safe. - A dad from Row 12.' I watched as napkins traveled up the aisle. Napkins, receipts, pages torn from books. By the time we landed, the soldier had a pile of paper on his tray table three inches high. He stood up to get his bag, and he was wiping his eyes. He carefully packed every single scrap of paper into his rucksack. 'Thank you,' he told the flight attendant. 'No,' she said. 'Thank you.' We all walked off that plane a little quieter, reminded that freedom is just a word until you meet the kid who is defending it. Credit: Margie Lee

Important note: The largest donor by far to the Wisconsin Democratic Party over the past decade is Epstein Island and Epstein Ranch visitor Reid Hoffman. But great work, Devin!

Milwaukee is one of the most incredible cities

@mark_slapinski Misleading the public… all thanks to your careless actions

@itsjackcohen Those are features for iPhone users who aren’t technology sophisticated and probably have never had a Mac laptop with these features. This is not a laptop launched for customers who have used the entire line of products for decades. This increases the TAM.

I’ve never seen a launch re-celebrate so many old (like very old) features - even by Apple standards.🫠 Touch ID Magic touchpad iOS handoff Basic apps What are we doing…? So you launched an iPad with a keyboard? Who needed this? Was Air not enough?

@kpottermn Centurion lounge in Phoenix sucks!!! Escape is my default on that side of the airport but sapphire lounge with reservation is the way to go

Peak Amex Platinum fever at the Phoenix (PHX) airport: -Amex Centurion Lounge: 35 minute wait. -Escape Lounge (which has the same food, is literally connected to the Centurion Lounge and can be accessed with the same credit card): 0 minute wait OK!!

@SteveNomadic @HouseGOP It amazes me to see you defend these people: dhs.gov/wow Love the aviation content though!

@HouseGOP Disgusting. International embarrassment

President Trump promised to clean up our communities, and he’s delivering! ICE is removing the human scum and the cartel-linked killers who preyed on our citizens. SAFE STREETS ARE BACK!

This Super Bowl is unacceptable

@DFWsCars @brandenflasch @Tesla Bundles with insurance is interesting and a timely take with lemonade news. $49 for supervised is a fair meet in the middle spot.

@schrecktalks @brandenflasch @Tesla Would be fantastic but unlikely. Best case Tesla does $99 unsupervised ( or bundles with insurance) & then $49 for unsupervised

Autopilot has been part of the @tesla brand promise for 10+ years - removing it and forcing people to get a $99/month FSD subscription will not only make Teslas less safe, but disappoint many people buying with the assumption of base AP. This is the wrong move.

Scottsdale Community college ☠️😂

@ralphamsden @J_Swish24 Jordan lives in Verona WI. He has nothing else better to do. This is his life cuz he has none

@J_Swish24 Are you ok

I can’t stop laughing at ASU football coach Kenneth Kenny Dillingham casually asking for 20 million in a press conference like you’re making a donation outside of a local grocery store to the salvation army. Get your fucking bells out Ken. Start shaking your ass. Get in the giving spirit pal. Set up shop outside of Mountain America Stadium in a Santa clause outfit. What a dipshit. -People’s

Fax

every highlight of an opposing QB extending a play is also film of Micah getting held

@jessicarhertz @Shopify Love the idea. Cheering for the execution

Most sales compensation models are misaligned. They reward the signature, not what comes after, so we rebuilt it. Starting in 2026, @Shopify's sales compensation will be tied to one thing: long-term merchant success. It’s a bet on merchants and our team.

Historic drop: Sparky on the white lid 😵

@22CMack @BIG12ACTIVIST @GrahamRossini Yes!!!! Go devils chant would get the place rocking!

@BIG12ACTIVIST @GrahamRossini Oh no problem! I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about, too.

@Burritoexp If they’re mad, then you should send them to Filiberto’s ✌🏼

Honest question, not being a pompous owner piece of shit. If someone says light cheese……what exactly does that mean? How much cheese should our team put on the burrito? If we put 1/2 and the customer is mad…..who’s at fault?

@JoeHealey42 I’m disgusted by the fact Sam Leavitt was on heisman watch to start the season. He can’t throw with accuracy to save his life

Absolutely disgusted by the amount of penalties this team commits. Completely unacceptable for such an experienced team.