paul cockin

🚨 Garry Neville on Nottingham Forest valuing Elliot Anderson at more than £100M: “This is what football has become. A player with zero major senior trophies being valued at £100M — for what? I feel like they’re overpaying for these modern players. Chelsea paid £115M for Caicedo, and I feel like that’s where it all started. What have these players done to deserve that amount?”

There are many red sauces, but only one brown sauce. HP or nothing

The Cost of Living Crisis is fake, the Energy Companies boosted their profit margins by 4.5x, Supermarkets quadrupled their profits, and now we are paying their excess profits forever.

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the Britain “Diesel has gone up even more than petrol - a 27% rise - people are seriously worried they can’t afford to drive their kids to school” UK Government Minister - “We’ve created a new app to allow people to find the cheapest Fuel locally to them”

She knows it’s going to be a terrible night

BREAKING🚨: Voyager 1 is reaching the distance of one-light day from Earth, NASA has officially confirmed

All I’m getting from Carra’s top 10 is Liverpool don’t do enough of boosting their own players. The way some “reds” are talking about Rush, Souness, Dalglish and Barnes is crazy. More importantly a lot of you need to touch grass.

Alien announcement coming soon.

Hear ye, hear ye, we have an update from Lord Farquaad! 😂

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨- Jesus is the most important relationship you will ever have. Do you agree?