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@ChrissieMayr Shorter hair usually wins with the judge in that case

Who keeps the Home Depot rewards points?

@TSDmemes 🤣🤣🤣

Walk as quietly as I can toward the couch and sit next to her. Lean in and softly whisper, “What’s your plan for dinner?”

@DanielDiMartino @paintedcoin In his defense it is in Uganda

This is Zohran Mamdani's beautiful multi-million dollar "pied-à-terre" in Uganda.

@DayDreamHetero @Howlingmutant0

@MeinGottNiles @Howlingmutant0 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just shat, and I’m in a public place. Fuck

NYC Ferry. Nick Fury. A pun that supposes taking "NYC" as a pronounceable acronym rather than an initialism. Incredible. No one else is moving like this. I'm hearing "perfect joke" buzz. I'm hearing a perfect joke has finally been discovered.

Working for NYC Ferry. Wow! He's just like The Avengers.

@jarvis_best Is he a… uhhhh… ok

🤨

@Investanswers Ryan…

Dear JP Morgan’s Ryan Brinkman, Thank you for the absolute GIFT of a $330 entry. 🎁 $TSLA is currently sitting at $409. That’s a casual $73 face-ripping rebound in just 10 days. My LEAPS are officially printing and we couldn't be more grateful. Keep the downgrades coming! 🖨️💵 $TSLA

@daveweigel 🤣🤣🤣

@Howlingmutant0 Well fucking said

I apologize for being part of the proletariat you profess to love so much. And no I don’t make minimum wage but of course you have no idea what blue collar wages are since you’ve never had a job that doesn’t consist of sorting emails. And don’t say “kinda cold” like that

@AdamBLiv Thank you for your attention.

The knives are coming out for me. I have now been accused of being PAID BY STRATEGY to make my fun little videos and posts 😱😱😱 It is very clear the bears know they are going to lose, because the STRC machine will suck millions of Bitcoin out of circulation. Therefore, in an attempt to delegitimize me because I am a persuasive advocate with a clear financial interest in this company succeeding, the haters and losers will slander me because they are pathetic. SAD!

@Geiger_Capital You and @jvisserlabs called this one … too late to the party?

BofA is bullish Brazil + Latin America… Everyone joining the party. 🤝

@Lukewearechange I was in high school during this time and fat. Delete this

no phones and no fats

@BigDickBarclay 240,000 tops

You just created 6 million Howling Mutants

@BenJustman PETA.

How would this even happen?

I just know he has a BWC

@vocalcry Gud post… may I meet you

Every time Bill Ackman tweets an angel loses its wings

Best thing about watching a movie from the 70s is knowing they all had a full bush

@hayasaka_aryan His name is DVD?

This nigga confessed to his crimes in his songs and it still took over a year for the police to arrest him

@jiratickets Banger

HowlingMutant? The Goodreads account?