9000 Microsoft employees got an email at lunch today. Take the money. Go home. The safest job in tech. Gone in an afternoon. Nobody called it a firing. They called it a retirement gift. This is 2026.

@sickdotdev "retirement gift" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

@sickdotdev Safety illusion exposed. I diversify income streams. Single employer dependency death sentence now.

@sickdotdev The reason is simple, it's the shift of HQs. Disruption should settle in by next year.

@sickdotdev What 😧

@sickdotdev Tbh Now it's getting really scary Frist we took it as a joke now it's not funny

@sickdotdev Sounds dramatic, but jobs in big tech were never “safe,” just slower to change. Real shift is this: skills are getting safer than jobs.

@sickdotdev Can't imagine the feeling of those people 😕

@sickdotdev It’s heartbreaking and I fear being next.

@sickdotdev kya ho rha hai? Iase hi chalta raha to India me log sadak pe aa jaenge!

AD Genuinely glad I watched this during the day because there's zero chance I'm turning the lights off tonight. Easily the most unsettling thing l've seen in years. Lee Cronin's The Mummy - Only in Theaters this Friday. Get tickets now!