Jimmy “3 DUIs” Tzu

Got something new for the apartment #LANK

@BonerHannah Research

Dude next to me has been watching an aerial view of two rats in a container for the past 7 hours. Not sure what he’s up to #noticing #watdatmean..

@BurnerTJustice Would love for someone to leak what this guy is selling

Onboarding rush is crazy

@jaydogreddy Nike elite socks

All these thick booty bitches walking around got a nigga pumpin

@TigersWoodjwg Living this shit day by day Tiger

@00JimmyT What a life

Freshman year I took acid to hypnotize myself into falling in love with my girlfriend and she broke up with me 2 weeks later

@KyleTwoTap Kyle I’m choosing to believe you are 6’2

@00JimmyT I choose to believe we all look like our pfps. Not that I am much different irl.

I like to believe all my followers are beautiful irl. Y’all just go around mogging.

@TigersWoodjwg Not a fan Tiger. I love the freedom to mix and match, even take off the quarter zip. Just feels like a gimmick. If you get one and love it let us know.

What do we think about this? Quarter zip with built in polo but it’s a single layer. That’s an #expand from me

@TheRealMuggsy_ Ungrateful ass nigga!!!

God forbid I try to help you out man

We need to immediately deport all illegal immigrants and replace them with a million Swedish women

@BathroomTakez Ryan, wth all the fire shooting out of my asshole I had to make sure I wasn’t preparing for liftoff

@00JimmyT Them toes are GRIPPIN damn

Kill. Me.

“And for Murr’s punishment tonight he has to wear a spurs jersey in downtown New York”

@74DonPrine No greater throne

@00JimmyT I’ve definitely shat there before lol

@JohnnysHawk Fire in my asshole. I will survive

@00JimmyT stay strong Jimmy

@mommymilker420_ 5’11 vs 6’

FYI ts not AI

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

@daniballbuster Proof? How do I know your heart is pure?

Yeah my butt big but my soul is kind and my heart is pure

@edward1mcdonald Cologne, car, favorite snack, sunglasses, social security number, dog

150 follower dox ideas? Thinking about doxxing Mrs hook at 200.

@albertcockard2 I would need 100 beers to last anything longer than 15 seconds

Ass attack of the day #sober