SLEVE McDICHAEL

instantly regretted canes over pens too

my heart says wild over avs though

@ilyawhorerokin not weird enough for him

Give me one reason Robert Pattinson shouldn’t be in the passion of the Christ remake

@honkey_talks forgot those retards even existed

If your girl listens to that stupid call her daddy podcast you need to get the FUCK out immediately

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

April 15th and it's snowing again what the actual fuck

@DiveBarDave69 BONG BONG BONG

why the fuck does literally every fucking player have to hit a career milestone vs tampa bay?

@WeissHockeyTalk Cernak and finning cuddling behind the net was great too

This game is so drunk, why were McDonagh and Cernak down low together for that goal 😂😭

@TBLightning @AdventHealth raddysh #lightningstrikes

Who do ya think? Let us know who you think scores the first goal for us tonight using #LightningStrikes and you could win a custom #Bolts t-shirt presented by @AdventHealth! Rules: tbl.co/25LS

@RBWFV2 they shut us down for the night so I feel that dawg

@10Inch4Skin The drive to work I just had was fucking insane man

diesel is at $7.50 a gallon and were getting 2 ft of fucking snow in April. I fucking hate life right now

@BobbyGotBroads I'd be cuter with a gun in my mouth

@10Inch4Skin you’d be cuter if you smiled more

@karenmotherof2 I hope it's all g-strings

Fanatics haul unboxing 🔜

this Boston cream donut making me miss her 😞

my girlfriend pisses me off sometimes like what the fuck do you man you're going to fall asleep around the time i wake up for work and have your phone on silent?

I just worked a 15 hour night shift and this is the shit I have to come home to? fuck you @TSN_Sports

@BrettFILLlips hell ya brettsky! get that meat!

Y’all mind if I have an island whopper? 🇨🇼

why does my girlfriend decide exactly when I want to leave for Rogers Place she's gonna be all pouty as fuck? I just wanna watch some fucking hockey