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@realDonaldTrump Land of the crazy and home of the depraved!!!

@InternetH0F Aah, the zip zap machine!

In 1985, credit cards relied on manual imprinting machines, called "knuckle-busters," to press card details onto paper receipts for processing

@SiphiweNodwele @mike_coppin @RediTlhabi Affordability assessments.

@mike_coppin @RediTlhabi So, it's okay for the US to borrow $2 Billion from China, and for the French to borrow $1.7 Billion (including the AFD by the way) but it's not okay for South Africa or our Metros to borrow directly from China? Please make it make sense...

Macron folded. He must return Ramaphosa's hugs. On a serious note....it is a cowardly act but it confirms who is the global bully. Anyway, these things are cyclical and must be met with equanimity. Keep moving..the world is resetting. Political power is transient.

@lady_valor_07 $8

@MbalulaFikile AI is a wonderful tool!

This march is an affirmation of unity. It is a recognition that the future of South Africa cannot be built by one group alone, but requires a collective effort of all who live in it. It is a call for unity across race, class, gender and geography. It is a reminder that we are united in our diversity which - a strong source of our strength and shared destiny which binds us together for a common purpose. #DefendOurSovereignty #SAWillNotBeBullied #MarchingForSouthAfrica

@SABCNews That's only four Phala Phala's - are we supposed to be impressed or dissapointed?

LIVE | President Cyril Ramaphosa says today government is handing over title deeds for a total of 18,000 hectares of land.

@Richard_Spoor That's only four Phala Phala's

Here is the truth. Around Mzimkhulu (Kokstad) there are many farms purchased by black South Africans in what was known as Griekwaland East, in the late 1800’s. The buyers typically a dozen or more people held equal undivided shares in the farms and held title deeds.

@CNviolations Gwen

Give her a name

@BarneySimon Half Man, Half Biscuit

And go! #RealBandName

@strstyler @Gaynotqueer1 Not if you don't have wet hair!

@Gaynotqueer1 I renovated my entire flat, put in electric sockets, fixed my oven, put in wooden floors, fixed my car, installed my sink, held the door open for ppl cause thats just decency, i carry heavy shit on the daily in my job... does this mean i'm a man? 😵‍💫

She couldn't have done these things as a woman?

@BarneySimon Think it sounded write so he scratched it out and wrote one last time - Dear Sir, please send me one octopus for Mt new zoom exhibit. Kind regards. P.S please send me another.

@BarneySimon Reminds of the zookeeper that wanted to add some to one of the marine exhibits. He wrote a letter to some breeders asking them to please send him two octopuses. Reading it it die not sound right so he started again and asked them to send him to octopi. Still he did not thing...

And go!

@MbalulaFikile Remember to take your muthi with!!!

The ANC calls on all patriots to unite in The People’s March: In Defence of Our Sovereignty and Democratic Gains. 📅 21 March 2026 🕗 08h00 📍 From Mary Fitzgerald Square, across Mandela Bridge to the Constitutional Hill Together we march to defend our democracy, protect our sovereignty and advance the ideals of the Freedom Charter. #DefendOurSovereignty #MarchForSouthAfrica

@ScaryEurope Female people only aka women (real!)

🚨🇬🇧David Lammy has BLASTED JK Rowling saying she is completely WRONG about only women being able to get pregnant and give birth. David said: ‘It is my understanding that people can get pregnant but that doesn’t necessarily mean only women, PEOPLE. I think she needs to open her mind and her tolerance’ he demented. what's your opinion👇👇

@Marco_P @BarneySimon No, it says 90% are red.

@BarneySimon Not enough data. They could all be red.

And go! #HowMany

@BarneySimon 90 balls are not red. 90% of 900 are red = 810 red balls.

@ecomEddie And they just guaranteed your future bookings as well as the positive reviews emanating from this post

spent a few nights at Marina Bay Sands in Singapore last week and it completely broke my brain about what customer service actually means 30 minutes after we checked in, a hotel worker accidentally opened our suite door for different guests. She saw me on the sofa, apologised, closed the door. Five minutes later: WhatsApp message from my hotel rep apologising, confirming it was our room, their error. They later refunded 50% of the night. Waived all our extras- food, drinks, amenities. Sent gifts to the room. Not because we complained. We didn't even mention it. They just handled it. I haven't experienced anything like that in years. Not in the UK, not anywhere in Europe or America. The bar has dropped so low that basic proactivity feels like magic. All the little details. Just... showing up. Being responsive. Caring that they made a tiny mistake. anyway I'm staying there again next time I'm in Singapore The thing that gets me is how rare this is now. It shouldn't be remarkable that a luxury hotel actually delivers on the luxury part. But here we are.

@MbalulaFikile Focus on names like Houtkop Road in Vereeniging rather or are the kickbacks not big enough

The apparent rejection of renaming of Graaff-Reinet after Professor Robert Mangaliso Sobukwe must be condemned. It is unfortunate that 32 years after our democracy built on reconciliation and tolerance of our diverse cultures we still have some groups who are opposed to nation building and cultural reconstruction. Standardization of geographical names is central to cultural diversity , spiritual healing and decolonisation of African heritage . Places which have offensive names remind those who were oppressed the brutal oppression and cultural subjugation. Those who came to settle in our land did everything in their powers to wipe out the heritage and cultures of the indigenous people. It is now time for all peace loving South African to embrace total transformation of our society and accept that some geographical place names must be standardized.

@OliLondonTV What an idiot- no-one would give him the time of the day were he not Will Smiths son

Will Smith’s son carries giant house handbag while attending Louis Vuitton show in Paris. Jaden Smith has been described as a ‘trailblazing fashion icon’ by the fashion industry.

@BafanaSurprise And it won't matter which state is given to which race!

Let me put People in an uncomfortable position! If we were to divide South Africa into four states, belonging to Coloureds, Indians, Blacks and Whites, the first state to face a decay is definitely the black owned one, followed by coloureds. Whites and Indians will definitely manage to maintain their states!

@JaidevJamwal Expats come with money, immigrants come for money.

How come brown and black people in western nations are called immigrants, but white people in Dubai are called expats? Haven't come across a single instance so far where the terms are reversed.