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@realninawysocka Just about gets you back home

Putting £30 in your tank feels like a joke right now

@RadioGenoa Starmers wet dream

Fake asylum seekers in UK with knives and iron bars in broad daylight.

@CrimeLdn State of the country and in a Sainsburys aswell you cant even guarantee that paying over the odds for everyday items will keep you safe

Happened yesterday in Brixton A thief with 14-inch machete trying to steal a motorbike gets rammed by a jeep. The Theif gets his knife out to stab the car driver for stopping him.

@ThrillaRilla369 Two point left and right ashtrays allowed quicker smoke distribrution throughout the car ensuring the kids in the back got a fair lungfull aswell

Who else remembers car ashtrays built into the doors?

@paullewismoney And were all told that just like all the other sell offs they were sold off to make our lives better, is it possible they all lied to make a quick buck

That didn’t take long! Czech owner of Royal Mail demands end to inflation cap on 2nd class postage bit.ly/4rXo5az buy your 1st and 2nd class stamps by Tuesday before prices rise on 1st April to £1.80 to possibly arrive next day and 91p to definitely not arrive next day

@Zero_4 IM glad we kept mainly out of it but you could argue the toss that had other nations joined in with an overwhelming force the war could be over now with a clear winner instead of dragging on the stalemate

Filling your car up is now more expensive as a direct consequence of an illegal war that Kemi Badenoch was desperate for us to join two weeks ago #bbclaurak

@SeasonDeeper Forgetting was a serious criminal offence

Repost if you remember having to put the immersion heater on for a bath on a Sunday for school the next day.

@IsabellaAmara1 Mine clearing

Can someone explain why some people draw a circle around themselves when they sleep in the desert?

@CrushFllix Possibly yes

Dua Lipa is the hottest woman alive

@friedalive Yes lovely ,fresh from the field

@gerryoliver1 I think its a misspent youth sniffing too much Nitrous oxide

I have wondered for years what is wrong with people who continue to support Labour. But are they really that stupid to then go and vote for the Green Party? I’ve stopped wondering. It’s now obvious.

@fesshole Your wife sounds lovely ,what a catch

We had new blinds fitted and the guy that did them seemed kind of awkward and in a hurry to get out. My wife told me later he was someone she'd shagged a few times behind his wife's back many years ago. Is it wrong I was annoyed he didn't offer us mates rates on the blinds?

@OrevaZSN Its built around Cadburys delivery chain, i think due to brexit its been pushed back to allow for the customs paperwork from Poland

I've never understood how they decide when Easter is. sometimes it's in March, other times in April. How does that even work?

@MbarkCherguia Mental illness

Brazilian fans outside Lady Gaga’s hotel… begging her to come out and meet them. One fan literally on her knees in the street 😳 Is this love or obsession?

@TheRealJamieKay Bet its discontinued within 6 months and most of it ends up in the bins at the end of the day the cost will of course be added to the options that do sell ,but hey keep pushing the diversity option for the sake of erm diversity

I bet this triggers the usual suspects. Just have to wait for them to leave church this morning.

@90sfootball Missing the massive pile of dogshit by the post but yeah about right

We all played on pitches like this as a kid!

@brjimc @ianmiles How wondefull

@12cupsaday @ianmiles They do. Ashura is a religious day commemorating that Battle of Karbala and the death of Hussein. All these flags are part of that.

Britain has become a circus. Pride flags, trans flags, Hezbollah flags. ISIS flags. Hamas flags. All at once.

@TPointUK I wonder if they will show this video in Mothin Alis Mosque as part of their integration training

Green Party leader Zack Polanski dances with male stripper on stage.

@brjimc @ianmiles Ill bet 90% of the people on the march have no idea of what flag the goon next to them is actually waving

@ianmiles Those are not Hezbollah, Hamas or ISIS flags. Dimwit. Do your research before making nonsensical claims.

@ianmiles Any flag going except that of the country they live in and that for nearly all financially supports them