Alex Newman

This is fire!

At this point, I'd play Casemiro as a Target Man. He's legs may struggle to get him around in midfield, but boy can that man head a ball. #MUNLEE

Ugarte, is at best, a League One midfielder. #MUNLEE

Ugarte and Casemiro are too similar. If Mainoo isn't available, I'd gone for Mount, or dropped Fernandes deeper and played Zirkzee/Mbeumo. #MUNLEE

That goal doesn't get scored if Maguire wasn't suspended. DCL doesn't move Maguire like he did Yoro. #MUNLEE

Ha! Arsenal. #ARSBOU

What a shock that Bournemouth's goal game from Ben Whites side. 🙃. #ARSBOU

That is a fucking gorgeous assist. #WHUWOL #Westham

True.

Looks like Brechin City are about to finish as runners up on goal difference for the 3rd Highland League season in a row. Incredible.

This is a brazen pre-admission of genocide against the Iranian people, which would obviously be a war crime. Madness.

Trent showing his defensive ability there, by completely losing his man. #RMABAY

🗣️ Theo Walcott: “How does your 2008 Manchester United team compare to this Arsenal team?” 🗣️ Wayne Rooney: “Yeah we’d batter them!” Rooney has never been more right about anything in his life. 😂

Every time I watch Arteta or hear him speak I just think "TrUst ThE PRoCESs 🙃" The process of what? Successfully winning fuck all? #Arsenal

It’s ON. #Quadruple

Me today.

Kitchen quote. Cheaper than expected. Do I save the money? Or buy other things as I've already mentally spent it anyway, and Makita have some nice tools I wouldn't mind adding to my collection, and quite frankly I'm an adult and can do what I want? Tough decisions.

What did Carragher say about Casemiro? Leave the game before it leaves you. I'm thinking he should have directed that at Salah. #MCILIV

Cherki is slowly becoming my favourite player, which is painful as Man Utd fan. He gives me mild Ronaldinho vibes, where he plays to entertain, and make the ticket price worthwhile. #MCILIV

@fesshole Egg-hausting going to 4 supermarkets.

When shopping, I go to up to 4 supermarkets to buy eggs in at least two colours, so that I can alternate them when loading them into the egg dispenser