Blue eyes matter.

@lyleswontmiss Drama free(mainly)

Boys without girlfriends, how’s life ?

@Viralvid_89 Lmao. Most of these bikers are beer swilling punks.

Bikers should learn, if you're going to be a pack and intimidate or try to block roadways? Some get scared & will run you over if they have to get away

@AmirAminiMD Tbf, he IS a joo

Watching Bill Maher should be classified as torture and a crime against humanity. I have yet to see a more insufferable and depraved piece of shit on television pretending to be anything other than a spokesperson for the IDF and the military-industrial complex. There’s not a trace of wit or any sign of intelligence in any of the statements of that obnoxious genocidal fuck who is too cowardly to invite any guest with an IQ above 60 and the courage to humiliate his cancerous racist ass the way it should. I am absolutely no fan of canceling anyone - but my god does this vomit-inducing malicious fuck deserve to be boycotted and shamed.

@nickimoraa Fuck up, move up. The Murcan Way

I was on a 4-hour flight, aisle seat, front section paid extra specifically so I could get off quickly and avoid the airport stampede. Boarding finishes, we’re settling in, and this woman taps my shoulder. She’s got a toddler on her hip and a husband hovering behind her like emotional support luggage. She asks if I can switch seats so their “little family can sit together.” I look at her seat: middle row, back of the plane. Not even a window. Just… economy suffering. I politely say no, I paid extra for this seat. She immediately shifts tone“It’s just a seat, we’re a family.” Now here’s where it gets interesting. The flight attendant comes over, and instead of backing me up, she tries the classic “let’s find a solution” approach. Suddenly I’m being asked to compromise like I’m in a corporate meeting and not a passenger who planned ahead.

@shani_cooks Im weak af

Weak men prefer a quiet, polite woman with no achievements over an arrogant, successful career woman.

@JudyStroyer67 Hell, I see them on the beach these days.

@DrRitaDed Evolutionary psychology

White people make me sick. You're all so damn racist.

@omgsidewalks We were clueless, apparently

Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighbourhood all day with no phone and just say be home before dark?? Be honest.

@shaunrein @SenSchumer Whew, I thought that I was following you there for a second.

I'm going to lose many followers maybe clients. I'm proud of my Jewish heritage but I'm ashamed by fellow American Jews like @SenSchumer who say problems in Palestine is because Muslims don't believe in the Torah I'm America 1st. Too many American Jews are Israel 1st. Traitors

@RobeTrader Yeah, but they can't keep that shit to themselves.

Jews do not rule the world, and they do not control it. But how I wish they did. They are, without question, the finest, most accomplished, and most disproportionately brilliant people humanity has ever produced..

@TGrammie2 Idk about that. James 5:16.

I don’t know about you, but I confess my sins to God, not a man

@t_sadiity And you'd drag your balls over 5 miles of broken glass to get a sniff.

I hate the girls bathroom, yall pussy be so fucking stink

@ChrisCillizza Someone has to pay for all the participation trophies

I just paid 30 dollars to see my 13 year old play basketball. Youth sports are broken

@dustoff_1sg Okay. Now, fuck all the way off.

There is so much Jewish hate it’s absolutely disgusting. As an American you should be supporting our one and only country in the Middle East that actually supports our republic. I will always support Israel and the Jewish people. If you don’t feel the same please don’t follow me.

@KarolineGosling Im lying? You're the one pimping the jewish sky god.

Jesus Christ was God, not a prophet. I am sorry, but you will not find middle ground with any true Christian by saying that "we respect Jesus too" No you don't. You see him as a human, we see him as God. Do not insult us by lying and saying you see our God with respect.

@vxylily Birthdays are for women, shilrens, and fags.

why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?

@Marlayna29 His ways are above our understanding, an shit.

If God is all loving and all powerful, why does evil and suffering exist in the world?

@JesusChryslerII I feel safer already

PADUCAH - Wayne Gibbons, 38, says he's “ready to go to Iran” if President Trump needs soldiers, adding he is motivated by patriotism and what he calls the long-standing American tradition of volunteering for missions he has not been briefed on.

@JenniferCandoli High sexual market value

What would you call my body type?!

@iky_fwjett How do you feel about yourself? Would you do same again?

My husband invited his new coworkers over for dinner. When they arrived he introduced me by gesturing at me and saying "this is mrs Smith (didn't even say my name)...the housewife!" I looked at him for a second then I started laughing hysterically. I then told said "no honey I work full time and YES I still act like a housewife when I'm home because you simply can't bother to help". His co workers were staring at him as he tried to laugh and change the subject and ask what they wanted to drink. Dinner went super awkward with him giving me looks and stares. Once the guests left he blew up saying I embarrassed him by laughing like a lunatic and then making the comment I made infront of his new coworks and ruining his image. I told him he was wrong to lie about my status and deny my degree to begin with. He said I could've talked to him about it privately later but not like this, and making his coworkers think he's useless. He stormed off and has been quiet the entire night. Was i out of line?