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Subh hogyi sona chahiye 😔

If u don't wanna eat the cookie, don't go into the kitchen and it's not about the cookie.

15 min tak accha flirt karta hu uske baad meri saari akad nikal jaati hai

एक समय की बात है....

- 776 runs. - 237.31 strike rate. - 48.50 average. - 72 sixes. - 97 (29) in the Eliminator. - 96 (47) in Qualifier 2. - 4 POTM awards. 15 YEAR OLD VAIBHAV SOORYAVANSHI HAS DELIVERED THE GREATEST T20 CAMPAIGN. 🥹❤️

Even the strongest of the disaster can't beat the mother love.

When she starts using dangerous words like "marriage" and we've only been dating for 12years

Swallow your pride and text me, I've also missed you.

@WineNWhine_ Isliye darr lagta hai😭😭😭

You leave Twitter but its drama doesn't leave you. A while ago I used to casually talk to someone over spaces & the occasional DM, only coz I genuinely felt we were operating on the same wavelength in terms of maturity. Short, harmless conversations. Nothing flirty, nothing deep

Just to let u know i will still pay for the flagship qwerty keypad style nokia N97 type of phone from any brand.

Ginecólogo: "Puedes cambiarte detrás del biombo, para tener mayor privacidad". El Ginecólogo 5 minutos después.

How come i've never seen a cross between them? A liger or Tion maybe?

The less u talk the more they listen.

i highly recommend a clingy, affectionate, lovey dovey partner. life's too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore.

can i come over and rub my face all over your body like a cat

@Singh_shubhaha +1

Only stable thing in my life is my career, mujhe toh lagta hai mera janam bas kaam karne ke liye hua hai. Baaki sab toh main sirf plot twist ke liye karti hoon. 😭 Aur dimaag mein 24/7 ek hi voice chalti rehti hai: Faaaaaahhhhh...

Met a guy on the bus who was explaining that that he likes to ride public transit to try and meet women because a woman who has made enough poor life decisions to be forced to take the bus might make another one and date him

intellectual compatibility is so underrated. the way you can discuss topics, teach each other and just learn and grow together is top tier.

dating outside your intelligent range is crazy because now i have to explain the joke, the reference, the business model, and why i’m annoyed all at once

@thatUntamedMind 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m scared of my roommate, who’s now doing some black magictype things so that her bf’s parents agree to their marriage🫠🫠🫠What on earth makes me meet such weird people? She literally writes her boyfriend’s name on a lemon, cuts it into four pieces, and throws it on the road 😭