David Smith

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David Smith

David Smith

@314LiquidDave

This is not the Dave you're looking for.... Well, maybe it is. I don't know.

เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2012
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David Smith
David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@kimmie_c_ Wasn't that a bunch of soccer players that got lost on a plane wreck in the Andes and had to eat each other?
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David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@Protestant_Monk @The_5thEstate Not at all. I just pack up my toys and go home. Just because people are unpleasant, doesn't make them oppressive. There are a whole bunch of other ways they can suck instead. That's why I'm an -anti- social degenerate, not a -pro- social degen. I try to keep my shit to myself.
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The 5th Estate
The 5th Estate@The_5thEstate·
Most libertarians are mature enough to understand a individual must keep their hands to themselves. A lesson taught when we were all children. Seems to me conservatives and progressives intentionally forget this lesson in the vain attempt for political power and to make their enemies suffer. Libertarians apply strict discipline to violence and aggression and you call this a lack of maturity?
Wasson Watch Co.@WassonWatch

@ConceptualJames For most Libertarianism is a side quest on the way to maturity. Some people just never mature.

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David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@Protestant_Monk @The_5thEstate I am an anti-social degenerate, yes. I'll admit that. However, it isn't avoiding accountability- quite the contrary, it is because I must take responsibility for my actions, and hold myself accountable at all times, that I push for Freedom.
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ProtestantMonk
ProtestantMonk@Protestant_Monk·
@The_5thEstate Speaking from personal experience, most Libertarians are either anti-social degenerates who just want to avoid accountability, or any capacity to organize resistance to a real threat because it's "too much centralized authority."
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David Smith
David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@Krissa_Kray_ Have any pitt pics? Happy Pibbles are adorable. They have the nicest smiles.
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David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@iansmith06 @FightWithMemes Pretty easy tbh. "Don't boss people around, intentionally hurt them, or take their stuff" applies just as well to Whitey as Brownie.
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Fight With Memes
Fight With Memes@FightWithMemes·
Thank you for asking. They fill me with rage, actually.
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Zack Lawton@zackster_918·
@AntiWokeMemes If they knew how the term Redneck came to be, they wouldn’t use it.
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Anti Woke Memes
Anti Woke Memes@AntiWokeMemes·
WHITE people. Liberals say that this hurts your feelings. What do you want to tell them?
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Lycan_Ferret
Lycan_Ferret@LycanFerret·
@yukitxnda Leaving wastes and trash behind on the moon feels wrong, like leaving it on the Himalayas or in Antarctica. It can't decompose there so you're just permanently marring the environment.
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bell ☄️@yukitxnda·
right cause i was wondering
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David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@wolverine7x They did this in Demolition Man. It taught Sylvester Stallone to knit. At any rate, forced brainwashing has been an authoritarian wet dream since forever.
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Norn-Queen Kya
Norn-Queen Kya@NornQueenKya·
You've heard of an angel on one shoulder, a devil on the other But have you heard of the fanatical skeleton on your back?
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David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@Krissa_Kray_ It's bacon, in cube form. While also being melty, jiggly, tender, and glorious. Pork belly is amazing.
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David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@BuenoForMiami Heh, fair. I'm just saying, your cause has an uphill battle against a lot of cultural momentum and apathy because guys can look down and say, "eh, it's fine." You might be better served by a "foreskins, fuck yeah!" campaign.
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Martha Bueno
Martha Bueno@BuenoForMiami·
@314LiquidDave I am not trying to convince anyone of anything except to please spare their children from this unnecessary harm. Your feelings are yours; do with them as you see fit.
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Martha Bueno
Martha Bueno@BuenoForMiami·
Nobody “needs” earlobes, but if parents started chopping off their kids’ earlobes, you’d think that was weird, wouldn’t you? Now tell parents to stop chopping off part of their infant son’s penis, and they tell you to back off. It’s their prerogative to mutilate their sons as they see fit.
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David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@Krissa_Kray_ A man who appeoaches women is seen as a creeper. To avoid this, best we can do is try to be pretty and hope a gal makes the first move. This doesn't work very well.
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Dancing Dinosaurs
Dancing Dinosaurs@DancingDinoRex·
@liberty_lyss @klara_sjo I always thought this was about 'ol scratch a.k.a 'the devil'. Reading the lyrics now, holy crap. You could totally insert the silversteins and it fits. Perfectly. In fact, the title of the song "Sympathy for..." makes much more sense that way.
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
The story of Rumpelstiltskin is kinda strange. It's about a little man who will weave your hay into gold (forge wealth out of nothing) He'll help you to please the king (and get in with the authorities) He'll take your child in exchange (snatch away the next generation) The only way to defeat him is to say his name (he'll start stamping his feet in rage and disappear if you name him)
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Liberty Lyss
Liberty Lyss@liberty_lyss·
I keep having right wingers accuse me of being an antiseptic lefty because of intactivism lmao it’s wild
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Gustav Merkwürdigliebe@rupturengine

@liberty_lyss Funny how intactivism has become a thing of the right. Guess the left doesn't want to upset their 5th column.

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David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@lporiginalg "Blank slate" can also describe individualists and Age of Reason enthusiasts. It's kind of necessary because life is lived at the outlier point, not the aggregate level. Any random encounter could be Santa or Satan. Now, as for why Africa sucks? No clue. That land is cursed.
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David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@DrInsensitive @jeremykauffman Also, it probably doesn't get a lot of attention. Allegedly there was someone who flew a plane into the Austin IRS building way before 9/11, people just went "eh, it figures." And apparently there was an Oklahoma City bombing that's almost forgotten?
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David Smith@314LiquidDave·
@DrInsensitive @jeremykauffman The dying oft want to put their affairs in order, leave something good for family, and maybe hedge their bets for Heaven. An anti-establishment blaze of glory leaves nothing but inquisition and disgrace. Even Killdozer had "dead parents, no wife or kids: on a mission from God."
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