Three Stock Letterman

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Three Stock Letterman

Three Stock Letterman

@3StockLetterman

Youth Smash Bros Coaching Legend, Die-hard Kola Fan, Three-Time Winners Round 1 Champion, Showstopping Georgia College Smash TO, #15 On Subregion PR (3-Way Tie)

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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
@o_b_z_d_n @NotAklo You’re telling this to the wrong guy. I’m a proven youth Smash Bros coaching legend. I pioneered mid-set shin kicking as a means to get an edge. If I was a baseball coach then I’d pioneer rocket powered bats and tackling the infielders.
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𝕆 𝘉 ℤ 𝘋 ℕ@o_b_z_d_n·
Ult players would refuse to ban corked bats, steroids, sticky substances on gloves, and stacking the field to the side that player predominantly hits toward. "You ban stuff to make the game better" is such a fucking stupid argument, as if every sport hasn't had to ban things. If this isn't ragebait, you are legitimately just a moron.
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
Aldo, I’m a youth Smash Bros coaching legend. While it is entertaining watching you try to tout your glorified side event as something worth taking seriously, I have to draw the line somewhere. It’s like you’re a little league player claiming that your team would sweep the MLB.
Brotherhood | Aklo@NotAklo

Saw a lot of Melee vs Ultimate beef (lol) on my feed recently. I think i'm one of the most "qualified" players to speak on the topic, having won large tournaments in Melee, Project M/+, and Ultimate. Gonna try to give genuine insight, so hear me out before getting defensive. Ultimate is a pretty fun game casually. But it's one of the least competitive games i've seen be played competitively. That's not to say you can't get good at the game — it's just that getting good at Ultimate often rewards some sort of degen jank or not interacting, whereas getting good at Melee often rewards difficult execution. From the perspective of someone who has been around the Smash scene for a long time and has been very good at many smash titles, it begins to look silly: In Smash Ultimate, the devs removed every advanced technique they could possibly THINK of (bar b-reversing and RAR?). It's a laundry list. There are even mechanics that were newly removed in Ultimate that had been in the series since Smash64 (shield dropping, pivoting, running through opponents). Not only does the game lack competitive mechanics, it actually has anti-competitive mechanics. The input lag is abysmal. There is noticeably more input lag than in Sm4sh, and the game has double the input lag of Melee AT BEST. Using a gamecube controller is the most common way of playing Ult, yet not even the least laggy! I can understand enjoying buffer systems in fighting games, but Ultimate's buffer system is so bad that it's comical. Most people practice Melee on rollback netcode, whereas Ultimate online — yeah... I realize that a lot of Ultimate players are actually new to Smash/FGC. If you became decent at a different game and came back, you would realize how silly Ult is competitively. EVEN MELEE IS A MICKEY MOUSE GAME HALF THE TIME. Brawl players: "It's the new game, i'm done with Melee." Sm4sh players: "This is the best game in the series by far." Ultimate players: "How were we EVER playing tr4sh?? Can't wait for the new Smash btw." Can you see how exhausting it might seem to hear Ultimate enthusiasts talk about it being the best competitive game?🐏🐑 People will make fun of Melee for lacking character diversity (which is less true now than ever), but it's way less common for people to have legit examples of bad gameplay in Melee. The next up and coming Ult player will be another 13-year-old "prodigy" who mains Minecraft Steve anyway. Melee is one of the most technical fighting games with a dedicated fanbase and a captivating history. Competitive platform fighting games at the scale in which know them today would not exist without SSBM. If Melee is fun to you, play it. If Ultimate is fun to you, play it. But let's not lie to ourselves lol.

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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
@NotAklo Baseball. But it makes sense you’d even make the comparison. If Melee players played baseball, they’d ban outfielding, limit pitching speed, and standardize underhand pitching until every hit is a home run. Then they’d say their version is better because they get more home runs.
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@PoppinSSBU @ZeroTuNone Popcorn, I’m a youth Smash Bros coaching legend. My students, who win so much that they don’t know the look of their main’s end screen clapping animations, don’t care about location. I have so many championship rings that I struggle to turn door handles. You open doors with ease.
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@ZeroTuNone I’d love to prove you wrong bc.. well you are lol. The rankings are in your favor bc it’s easier for you guys to get ranked events and higher in general. I’ve seen you lose to like everyone. You didn’t even take a game at vars and your 2-2s don’t scare me. I’m in your head bro😭
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
@BeatyBean3965 Don’t be too sad, BeachBall. I’ll have all the time in the world to refine my gameplay. Always remember that an hour in the lab is more valuable than a lifetime in the classroom.
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
I must apologize to my loyal followers who reached out to ask why my name isn’t featured below. There are two main reasons: 1. I have no interest in travelling to Canada. 2. I injured my wrist in a Frat Flicking incident and am taking time to heal.
UltRank@UltRankSSB

Kagaribi's done it again! The crown jewel of Golden Week has hit the exclusive SP tier for the second year in a row, standing as one of the biggest Smash events of all time... and it's not even capped yet. Records could be broken, and history will be made at KAGARIBI#15!

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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
Started taking medication to regain the use of my “c-stick”. Limited results so far. The wife isn’t happy but I really haven’t cared about my marriage since Sakurai released Small Battlefield.
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
Motorcycle, the reason that Americans are angry is that competition is becoming too easy. While you’re wasting time with your wife, my students are engaged in a trial where I zap them with my cattle prod when they drop a confirm. This is why America is leagues better than Japan.
M0tsunabE@motsu_falco

東京スカイツリーで妻と結婚二周年記念ランチ🍽️ Hello to all the people overseas who are still angry. Today is our second wedding anniversary, so my wife and I are having lunch at a steak restaurant.

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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
Spent my break trying “Melee” for the first time. Fox: Feels like Ult Sonic. Falco: Another Ult Sonic. Marth: Lamer Ult Sonic. Jigglypuff: Even lamer Ult Sonic. Let a Melee player queue elite smash with a Smash 4 zoner until they get 10 wins. You won’t see them until Christmas.
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
Serious question—What are the “Olympics”? I can’t find them anywhere on startgg. From what I’ve been reading, I should clearly be eligible to enter.
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
Hailing from MD/VA (slang for Missouri/Vermont), Peanut has been on an upswing as of late, placing 2nd at Let’s Make Big Moves (formerly known as Let’s Make Moves Miami). He is the favourite to win, as the PGR dictates that international players can’t be seeded over Americans.
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
Folks, today’s Super Bowl Sunday, held each year to commemorate the independence of the USA, the oldest, greatest country on Earth. In the spirit of today’s festivities, join me in cheering on our hometown hero, Peanut. May his Little Mac show our enemies from abroad who’s boss.
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
@doomslug_ Doomscroll, I’m a youth Smash Bros coaching legend. I banned those numbers from my classroom when a student dropped a combo to say “6 7” when his opponent was at 67%. I yelled so loudly that the shockwave of my voice triggered Habersham County’s largest earthquake on record.
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i’m the type of 6 you wanna 7 all my bubblegum 🤷🏻 is this something
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
In Japan, they don’t call me Coach. Instead, they call me “コーチ”, which translates to Coach.
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the ladies love my big shoes and pure whimsy
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
@tradewarhj @jackie_peanuts Tradwife, I'm a youth Smash Bros coaching legend. I couldn't fathom spending any amount of time on a game other than Smash. The fact that you bought another game is embarrassing and frankly ban-worthy. I'll be notifying the PGR shortly.
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
If the NFL took as many breaks as every Smash Ultimate major's main stream then we would finish each year's Super Bowl just in time for the next one.
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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
As a youth Smash Bros coaching legend, there are three things that I forbid my students from doing: - Going to the gym - Practicing “good hygiene” - Pursuing relationships If you miss this tournament because of “Valentine’s Day”, you don’t deserve to call yourself a competitor.
GENESIS X3@Genesis_Smash

GENESIS X3 SAN JOSE CA FEB 13-15, 2026, REG GOES LIVE THIS FRIDAY, AUG 29TH More info regarding your questions about vendors, pricing, titles, schedules, applications, formats, volunteering, press, and everything in between coming soon! 📌 MARK YOUR CALENDARS📌

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Three Stock Letterman@3StockLetterman·
Folks, there you have it: Another supermajor almost completely dominated by the United States of America. No other region is capable of matching our raw talent. For my less educated followers, the other flag next to Photo’s name is Canada, made obvious by the iconic red stripes.
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