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@US_OGA @McDonalds I love your posts 🤣🤣

Public Service Announcement: We are excited with @McDonalds hot apple pie announcement - a true throwback to our childhood and teenage years. We also want to remind everyone that petroleum-based ointments -- primarily plain petroleum jelly (petrolatum) - are best and most commonly recommended for minor (first-degree) burns. We look forward to this partnership.

@Josh_HokitUFC No. Nobody denounced calling Trump a Pedo. Fuck em.

He don’t have to do shit

@ChefGruel Absolutely! I could also eat them everyday!!

Braised short ribs.

@ginamilan_ @BowesChay Oh girl you nailed it 🎯🎯

@BowesChay Somewhere bitching about how much they hate Trump and he ruined their lives.

Where are the Women?

@mattvanswol @RoKhanna @northenlites You can’t fix stupid Matt.

@RoKhanna @northenlites Are you fucking blind?! The government has invested TRILLIONS into BOTH healthcare and education and EVERYTHING HAS GOTTEN WORSE!!!! Meanwhile Elon gave me a SELF DRIVING CAR, INTERNET FROM SPACE, AND ENERGY FROM THE DAMN SUN. Are you retarded????!!!!!

This the basic difference. Republicans believe that that if you let the wealthy spend capital it will make Americans prosperous. Democrats believe that the federal government investing in the healthcare & education of our people will make America prosperous & productive.

@realkarenjean @GovPressOffice Omg I love you

@GovPressOffice Keep black folks out of your racist bullshit, Patrick Bateman. I’m not a FKN IMMIGRANT! The 14th Amendment was ONLY FOR MY PEOPLE, you ass-bitch!!! FREEDMEN!!! NOT FKN ILLEGAL ALIENS!!! STFU MURICA!

Birthright citizenship was created after slavery to guarantee citizenship to all people born in America. Trump is now calling it a "shackle." Why does he hate Black people?

@EdWatts0311 @catturd2 Thank you for clarifying!!

@4TrumpAmerica @catturd2 Nope. Presidents can pardon only for Federal crimes -- murder is a State matter.

I agree - he should’ve gotten life in prison without parole

Why does the fraud and corruption keep escalating? The more it’s exposed, the more it increases. Why? Just why?

@giveashitnature I would love a solution to the wood boring bees eating my log home. I’ve tried hanging bags. Help welcome.

There are about 18,000 species of wasps in North America. Roughly 20 of them can hurt you. The wasps people fear are all from one family: Vespidae. They make up less than 1% of wasp species on the continent. They build the visible nests, they defend them aggressively, and they're the ones you remember from a bad encounter. The other 99% live solitary lives and ignore humans entirely. Many can't sting at all. Many more have stingers but never use them on people because they don't have a nest to defend. What they do instead is hunt other insects. A single mud dauber stocks her nest with paralyzed spiders, including widows and recluses. A braconid wasp lays eggs in tomato hornworms. An ichneumon wasp parasitizes wood-boring beetles that kill ash trees. A cuckoo wasp infiltrates the nests of other wasps and bees. Some species control aphids; others control caterpillars, beetle grubs, or flies. Most agricultural pest insects in North America are controlled, in part, by parasitic wasps that almost no human ever sees. There are over 25,000 species of ichneumon wasps alone, and they keep entire orders of insects in check. The five or so wasp species that ruin a picnic in late August are real. The 17,995 species that are running the pest control infrastructure of an entire continent get almost none.

@elonmusk Jeff announced at the town hall they’re aiming for another try end of year. Pad okay.

RUD (rapid unscheduled disassembly) events are not unusual in the rocket world

@russellcrowe Boundaries. Bravo!!

Clickbait. Everybody got their autograph and selfie, the passage to the hotel was kept free for guests, and I still got to the airport on time. One man, no security. Handled. What’s your problem ?

@pinky_lechat @JakeWolki You obviously have never heard of livestock guardian breeds. That is their purpose.

@JakeWolki I’m sorry about your dog but disturbed by your bloodthirst for foxes.

A titan has fallen. Midori, 13, died in the paddock with her chickens today. We had the pleasure of having Midori for 6 years, she arrived April 2020. In those 6 years, I touched her twice. Once when we picked her up, and again when I tranquilized her (drugged her food) and moved her to our new farm. She was a chicken dog, not a human dog. She didn't want kennels, blankets, bowls, pats and human company. She wanted chickens to guard, paddocks to patrol and foxes to kill. Over the years she protected her flocks valiantly. She took our flock from high predation, mainly raptors and the odd fox, down to zero. She would catch foxes, rip their throats out, and lay them on our driveway to show us her trophy. When we collected eggs she would sit 20 metres away on high ground, observing us. She never wanted a pat. She never wandered. We tried to get her to train pups - she wouldn't. I'm going to bury her on a high point under a tree. Vale Midori

@SpencerHakimian Tumors.

This video is going insanely viral as people realize what Cardi B is actually dressed as

@RepShriThanedar You are one demented fuckface.

My favorite kind of abortion is the kind that's safe, legal, accessible, and none of your damn business to regulate. And no amount of fearmongering by describing what goes on to a half-ounce fetus with no consciousness, self-awareness, or feeling of pain is going to change that.

@HotepJesus 🎯🎯🎯

As it seems, the white liberal conjures enemies...when there are none. The dirty laundry of the SPLC exposes...they like to wash their money. The landscape is littered with black liberals...hung out to dry. Mr. & Mrs. black liberal, how does it feel to know that your ally has his knife to your back? It seems, the white democrat has not drifted too far from its racist roots. The white liberal controls you like a puppet. Geppetto's strings are threads of...racist folklore. All it takes is a finger wave to make you dance. Sometimes I wonder if you're an...emotional masochist. The white liberal cleverly designs the cage of liberalism, with links bound by trinkets of racism. Woven into the tapestry of their sinister scheme are bonds to your subconscious mind. Those bonds are tethered to the stories of slaves. Through public miseducation and Hollywood tricknology Pavlov's bell becomes embedded in your unconscious. Lying dormant...waiting for someone to ring the bell. The bell chimes NIGGER, and you salivate...profusely. Your ego gorges on social media engagement. You swim in a money bin of campaign donations. Church choirs echo your conceptions. You scream out "hallelujah!" when the white liberal whips your people. You mourn the exposal of the SPLC. With its bad luck* comes...your demise. Because for you, racism is...incentivized. The tears of black people...water your garden. Our pain is your...joy. Our problems are your...solutions. How long will the black vote be held hostage? As long as the white wizards's spell can last.

@MJTruthUltra He makes me feel stupid.

Let’s get some positive vibes up on X Let’s do a dog/cat photo thread… Does anyone have any pics of your fur babies you’d like to share? Let’s see ‘em Older photo, but this is Mr. Peanut.

@mitchellvii Condoleezza Rice

If you could choose any Republican to be the first female president, who would you choose?

@TheOfficerTatum Most of the outrage is coming from atheists.

HOT TAKE: I’m NOT offended by the meme. President Trump has clarified that he’s not trying to be Jesus Christ. I do think people are using this as an excuse to grandstand. The reaction to this feels over the top compared to what’s actually happening in the church.

@NICKIMINAJ #3 ❤️

If I change my profile pic, which #Chibi should I use? I’ll add a poll in the comments. 🎀