Liam Michael

Life is good.

@97Tercel 6. $2 hot dogs across all US ballparks.

MLB Lock Out Demands: 1. Salary Cap 2. Salary Floor 3. Eliminate Deferring Contracts 4. Bring back Bullpen Carts 5. Extra Innings = Concessions Reopen

The New York Football Giants

Happy Opening Day!

You want pressure. Cook 7 fishes for your Italian in laws during a power outage.

🚨BREAKING PHOENIX NEWS🚨 Sources tell me you will still enter through the kitchen.

So much “Hate Week” and “pity the kitty” talk all week... But one thing I’ve gotta hand to ASU fans, when they lose the Territorial Cup, they show a remarkable humility. There’s a vow of silence on social media overnight, no more hate texts, just POOF, they vanish into thin air. The classiest of disappearing acts. 🐻⬇️

Sparky rocking a Skatt Giants jersey #TerritorialCup

Finding out the wife’s coworkers gossip about my weekly menu I put out

I am officially free on Sundays until the Super Bowl.

First Halloween in our new neighborhood, ran out of candy within the first 10 minutes. My neighbor came up and told me “rookie mistake I should expect a 1000 trick or treaters every year.”

And this home run got him a job for life as the Yankees manager. 🤦🏻

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Dear New York sports,

Art.

Sports are dumb. Any good book recommendations?