Just call me Alice

On Twitter I'm cool like Barbie but in RL I'm just really her awkward little sister Skipper.

if i could sleep in a freshly baked baguette i would

seeing a cybertruck out in public really does ruin your day

The only QBs in @NFL history to produce eight games with a completion percentage of 75.0% in a season: 1. @Lions QB @JaredGoff16 (2024) 2. Tom Brady (2007) #OnePride

Woke up NFC North Champs

A clash of football fairy tales! @Buccaneers vs @Lions live today on NBC and Peacock twitter.com/SNFonNBC/statu…

Started humming a song from 1962…

@KelsWingert What are you using to hold them in place on the wall?? Your wall is the best I’ve ever seen hanging. I’ve been collecting and don’t want to put mine in a case. I want it simple so it doesn’t take away from the Bat.

My favorite collection... I buy a mini bat at each stadium I go to! #Braves are only team that get a natural wood bat at the bottom. So glad I start this years ago.

@dougbies Could someone please buy that for me?!

Smash or pass?

20s: going out at midnight to party 30s: getting up at midnight to pee

I have nothing in common with people who "forget to eat."

All of my clothes are now considered loungwear.

Cute date idea: we eat a dozen donuts together

Does anyone else think our parents seemed older when they were the age we are now?

I mentioned Dave Grohl has a Super Bowl commercial this year and a coworker said who’s that so I quit.

I picked the wrong week to start my high altitude balloon tours

In my 20s I stayed up all night and went to work the next day and went out again that night. Two years ago I stayed up until 10PM one night and still haven't recovered.

My five-year plan is to get this produce bag open without licking my fingers.

Being an adult means you have house pajamas and vacation pajamas.