Scott Morris

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@Rocko172068 @esjesjesj Gotta love those monosyllabic primary school retorts.

@esjesjesj Did the joke make you cry?

The premise of this joke is that he’s a rapist

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@EricLDaugh How many Iranians citizens will they kill on this most recent “excursion”?

🚨 JUST IN: Explosions are reportedly ERUPTING in western Tehran near Mehrabad Airport as allied strikes continue Time is RUNNING LOW for Iran to make a deal and cave to Trump It’s about to get a thousand times worse if they keep playing “tough guy” 🔥

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@ChenguGold @Kanthan2030 @spectatorindex It’s s quite apparent Kanthan doesn’t understand the factors affecting and influencing the supply of oil and natural gas, or the impact on global trade.

@Kanthan2030 @spectatorindex America is not immune to 20% of global trade being affected. Clearly you don’t understand how global pricing and inflation work

BREAKING: Iranian Revolutionary Guards say the Strait of Hormuz will never return to its previous state, particularly for the United States and Israel.

@Kanthan2030 @spectatorindex The most recent confirmed transit of a US Navy warship through the Strait of Hormuz occurred in Dec 2025, when the USS Roosevelt passed through the waterway multiple times (documented instances around Dec 5, 15, and 16, 2025) while deployed to the US 5th Fleet area of operations.

@spectatorindex But the US and Israel don’t use the Strait of Hormuz at all. 🤡 Maybe the IRGC is trying to save face now? Anyways, they better open the Strait before Tuesday 8pm EST.

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@95z383lt4 @Jim_GarnerCO @DineshDSouza @grok Asking if you think Trump has ever read Hemingway is not character assassination. But your reaction seemed a tad hyperbolic.

@Jim_GarnerCO @DineshDSouza @grok Ooh, character assassination, the libtard's goto when they don't have a real argument. While we're attacking characters... if Trump is an highly successful idiot, then what are you? A retard?

This post includes several figures of speech, including metonymy, hyperbole, metaphor and irony. A little gem that is written to mystify the intellectually impoverished.

@deeplens @ASK_Esq29 @Jim_GarnerCO @DineshDSouza @grok Why am I hurting so much? Oh, wait…

@ASK_Esq29 @Jim_GarnerCO @DineshDSouza @grok

@deeplens @Jim_GarnerCO @DineshDSouza @grok Let’s not pretend Don the Con doesn’t sleep on the job.

@Jim_GarnerCO @DineshDSouza @grok Democrats miss the intellectual giant of the previous four years.

@Alias4ThomasD @instapundit Pretty much sums up your posts.

@AUTiger_92 @instapundit Argle bargle

I remember when it was considered gross malpractice to diagnose people who aren’t your patient. Just another ethical rule abandoned for TDS.

Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military” Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military” Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

@Alias4ThomasD @instapundit You violated the second premise of your statement by presupposing the second clause “but did refer specifically to it” is true, when it isn’t—thereby negating the entire first sentence with another flawed inference.

@AUTiger_92 @instapundit So you are saying you didn't use the word professional, but did refer specifically to it? Okay

@Alias4ThomasD @instapundit “Professionalism has been dead for some time now. Medicine, the law, all of it.”

@AUTiger_92 @instapundit "You forgot to add the Presidency to your list." List of what exactly?

@Alias4ThomasD @instapundit In spite of you never being on-topic, I admire both your commitment to and penchant for garrulous circumlocution.

No, you are the one who refuses to get it. You are still ignorant of both what professions are and what elected representatives are. Professionals are not elected, they are members of a SELF regulating class. We 'harped' on their lack of professionalism because they display a lack of professionalism. You equated an office holder with a proffession. Holding elected office is not a profession. Office holders are regulated by the ELECTORATE. That you disapprove of an office holders behavior is an opinion you are entitled to have. To call it 'unproffessional' is a display of your ongoing ignorance and misunderstanding of both professionas and representative government.

@Alias4ThomasD @instapundit Don’t get it twisted. You harped on PROFESSIONALISM. Don’t move the goalposts mid-game. Professionalism: The set of behaviors, qualities, and standards expected of an individual in a workplace or formal setting. Cease the bombastic, pompous rhetoric and realize your mistake.

What is to "try?" You do not undersand that the Presidency is not a profession, it is an elected office of the Federal government. This is a categorical error, and a fundamental misunderstanding of both representative governance AND professions. That you doubled down on it says you have absolutely zero clue about what you are ostensibly trying to discuss. Literally no point in going any further.