Meda Bushido

When everything sucks... Omo

@qatar_querydesk How much you don cash out from this format you fool

I want to be mad productive

@0xCyclopz @queenwartooth @StaniKulechov Damnnn, tha shítz is çrazyy

@queenwartooth @StaniKulechov Even more bizarre, they swap 50 million through their phone?????????

Earlier today, a user attempted to buy AAVE using $50M USDT through the Aave interface. Given the unusually large size of the single order, the Aave interface, like most trading interfaces, warned the user about extraordinary slippage and required confirmation via a checkbox. The user confirmed the warning on their mobile device and proceeded with the swap, accepting the high slippage, which ultimately resulted in receiving only 324 AAVE in return. The transaction could not be moved forward without the user explicitly accepting the risk through the confirmation checkbox. The CoW Swap routers functioned as intended, and the integration followed standard industry practices. However, while the user was able to proceed with the swap, the final outcome was clearly far from optimal. Events like this do occur in DeFi, but the scale of this transaction was significantly larger than what is typically seen in the space. We sympathize with the user and will try to make a contact with the user and we will return $600K in fees collected from the transaction. The key takeaway is that while DeFi should remain open and permissionless, allowing users to perform transactions freely, there are additional guardrails the industry can build to better protect users. Our team will be investigating ways to improve these safeguards going forward.

If you've eaten so much that it's not healthy to eat more and you don't want to eat more, and you still eat more anyway "to finish the food", then you are just using your mouth as a garbage can.

@Afcpumpkin @Grok how much is money gun gift worth on Tiktok

This lady is the Choir Mistress of her church. See what she is doing on Tiktok

@Jx3ls @cedathewiper_ Airtel ODU 2 years. Tell me what i don't know

@cedathewiper_ Yes bro I have a neighbor like this it’s been 2years now he never turn it off except there’s no light I dey use am asf tv phone mcbook and we still dey chill together he no complains

Chai God bless my neighbor.... If you no get better neighbor like mine go get oooo... How will my good neighbor buy mifi con fix am for outside his flat because he wants everybody in the compound to have access to it since it's unlimited he purchased, I mean a compound with 6 flats ooooo, chaiiii. He don share password give everybody. As I dey type laidis na hin data I dey use oooo. I said e be like say this man no know me with my data usage, cause normally na 35k (165gb)data I dey use for 60days. As it is now, na only when I commot for house I dey use my data. E even reach sotey I go don forget say I don commot for house, go just see say messages no dey drop, I go con remember say I don commot for house. Part of the things that makes me love running home this days🤣🤣🤣🤣 just teasing. Abeg you get this kind wonderful neighbor? This one deserve my prayer because na only me know wetin e don do for me... My neighbor, God bless you and answer all your secret prayers. The network con sharp for my area❤❤❤ Airtel Nigeria Airtel Buzz Airtel Xstream Fiber

@Rocavelli2 @cedathewiper_ Werey 😂

@cedathewiper_ Lol for my hostel that year for 6 flats too we run personal monthly WiFi 10k per flat, I use am fuck wetin no good cos of free internet and Netflix omo 😭

@Francpreshh @cedathewiper_ The audacity for him to approach you... Omooooooo I get good mind o but I go shaperly decline am. For his mind now you're a mumu

@cedathewiper_ My own neighbor got his own talk say he don forget the password after one week I got mine con fix am for one good position where network dey always dey now he’s asking me for password say hin no network no fast at all guess what my good mind gave him and his friends to connect

@Tosinlabz @Prestigious_Gt 1m to win 10m

@Prestigious_Gt If he had won and double the money imagine what's coming ,the risk he will take next 💀

A guy doing POS used his oga's capital for Sportybet and staked 200k. Liverpool cut the ticket,(Normally e no suppose better for Liverpool) and now the whole family is running around. At first, he lied that he misplaced the money. The business owner said they must produce the money before 3pm today or he will involve the police. The family is poor too;m, the son just brought trouble on top of a family that didn't even know what they would eat this morning imagine producing 200k in 8 hours time

I've not done anything with my Life

@Femzydr1 Femzy they never carry you???

Ayatollah Khamenei the Iran Islamic supreme leader chilling with his 72 virgins in heaven.

I need a hustle. A real hustle. Hustle way fit pay 3k per month consistently

@coolented @GbengaWemimo Did you sleep with her?

Best bet is never to sleep with them. I was almost in the same shoe. I can’t narrate my story just incase my wife reads it. This girl would literally threaten to report our relationship to my wife each time I threaten to end it. I had to report the secret affairs to her best friend and told that one that the next person I am telling is my wife and I don’t care of the consequences. She was shocked I exposed it when she least expected

A Nigerian lady got a UK Visa and was barely able to scrape enough money together to travel to the UK. When she got to the UK, she was stranded No friend, no relative, no money She had previously worked at the Ministry of Transportation in one of the states in Nigeria She knew one of the staff members who had relocated to the UK with his family a few years before Out of desperation, she calls the man and pleads for help to find somewhere to sleep and get a job The man picked her up at the airport and took her to his studio apartment The man had been recently separated from his wife, and it was obvious he needed some help tidying up his domestic affairs He told her he was working hard at repairing the marriage so that he could be reconciled with his wife and children He felt it was a risk bringing her into his apartment, but he had to weigh between leaving her stranded and having to explain what a strange woman was doing in his house to his estranged wife. She said she understood and believed it was God who sent him to help her as a big brother She was in her thirties, and he was in his early forties Both of them agreed from the outset that there would be no relationship He placed her on a salary and met all her needs In return, she helped to take care of his domestic issues, which he was too busy to handle himself due to work Three months after she got to the house, she slipped into his bed one evening, asking for a cuddle from the cold This was how the "help" turned "sexual." He had a conversation with her the next morning She said it was not a big deal She knew he was married and fighting for his family She also has needs, and felt that while they were together, her needs should be met as he was meeting hers From that day, everything ran smoothly for eight months She was a picture of love and bliss He even considered marrying her, but he didn't have the strength of will to abandon his three-year-old twin sons He also carried her along with the developments he was making regarding reconciliation All his efforts paid off in the reconciliation process He told her his wife and children would be returning home in a few weeks She had to leave He got an apartment for her in another part of London (Paid six months' rent) and a job with CoS He also gave her some money to keep body and soul together until she got paid On the day she was supposed to leave, she flips the script She says she prefers what she has been doing with him to working and would like him to be committed to both her and his family He said he could not risk his marriage breaking up again, and he has no intention of marrying two wives She said he would be wise to accept her terms or she would be forced to report him to the appropriate authorities, from his office to the police for "taking advantage of her, grooming her, sleeping with her while she was drunk and rape" She said she had spoken to a lawyer, and by accommodating her when she had no money and sleeping with her, he had taken advantage of her. For telling her he would take care of her while she returns the favour with domestic work and sex, he had groomed her She said the night she came to his bed in the middle of winter, she had taken some alcohol because of the cold and to build up her confidence, and he still slept with her, which means she had no power to give consent. She said she asked for a cuddle and they ended up having sex, this is date rape." The man knew all her accusations were ridiculous, but he also understood the society they were in. It would be guilty before proven innocent, and the accusation will never wear off He told her he would not leave her He would abide by her first option of keeping her and keeping his family. She smiled and hugged him. He drove her to her new apartment His wife and children returned home He started recording her phone calls to him and even their physical meetings until he got enough evidence to be free of her three months later. PS: The man said those three months were the worst of his life Living under constant fear and a threat of exposure, especially because of the fragility of his marriage He said he had to record a lot of things so that he could practically blackmail her out of his life.

@anossvii Name or link

Jayz wrote a song about you

Everything looking good now... Let's see

Everybody don leave me. Na only me dey this mess. God what am I doing? I need a direction

Been hella broke for so long. The cycle continues

What have I done with my Life

Sapa bien Merci