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@ActuallyCrab

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Adam Smith@adamndsmith·
Get yourself a columnist that can do both
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Eowyn… What’s the fucking point lol
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Jorge Georgios
Jorge Georgios@jorge_georgios·
@StijnWenders You’re very badly mistaken if you think Americans care about the environmental impact of anything. They drink coffee from disposable cups while sitting in a cafe. The amount of disposable plates, cups, cutlery they use. And the driving. And the ac. Environment isn’t a concern.
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If Hannah Spencer had said “Oh it’s great being an MP, there’s a cheap bar where you can post up before late-night votes” then you’d be seeing a timeline full of outraged “Centrists” and Labour MPs preaching the virtues of teetotalism at work. I’m sick of the circus.
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@palebloodstasi Man in the mirror for me but James Morrison does a good cover of it so I can forget the original
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@coyleneil lol you could have just not said anything mate
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Neil Coyle
Neil Coyle@coyleneil·
I haven’t drunk alcohol in over 4 years but I don’t believe a total ban is necessary in Parliament and know Southwark brewers have loved being the guest beer in Strangers. I’m also unaware of any Labour MP who took money from women to hypnotise their breasts larger.
Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforth

.@ZackPolanski calls out the number of Labour MPs who are defending their right to drink & get drunk at work. The fact that these MP's are choosing this particular hill to die on shows just how out of touch they are.

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It’s going to be such a shock to all the racist biddies when they don’t actually bring back Debhenam’s or whatever
Alexander Insley@alexinsley

If you're seeing this post, remember only @reformparty_uk has a plan to reverse this. The @Conservatives had 14 years, @UKLabour 2 years. We cannot allow any more time to be wasted. @TiceRichard has set out our plan to change this, so on May the 7th, vote and get Starmer out. The country cannot afford any further delay.

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here they are mad abt us calling the lollipop lady a lollipop lady. insane person
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@RichardJohn Imagine having lollipop ladies instead of shooting drills and bulletproof backpacks. What a silly fake place.
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The one thing only they do
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