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@suchnerve I'm proudly at least aware of this one I love staying up late like a kid

Person whose daytimes have often sucked, and has only been consistently left alone at nighttime, conditioning them to equate nighttime with freedom: “Whyyyyyy do I keep staying up so late??”

@customize1890 @Hhhh0737879511 @YourWaifu Okay?

@Pusboy2 @Hhhh0737879511 @YourWaifu Wigs dont count

The chuds are discovering testosterone is what causes hair loss

@bagsfan75_Tony nvm I thought it was get rid of one - keep normal fries, fuck the rest is the only sane answer

@bagsfan75_Tony Why are they all in the weird container? It's perverse to squish them like that. Anyway probably waffle fries fuck em

Pick one

@SteveRudzinski @KodaZart @socoolrobyna You can have cooked onions on a burger tho?

@KodaZart @socoolrobyna Seriously. I cook with onions but raw onions are just so overpowering with their flavor, it takes over any sandwich.

If U don't like onions on burger I genuinely consider U beneath me

@muddybawlz @socoolrobyna @Yourfagang3l different kind of autism 🥰

@socoolrobyna @Yourfagang3l What if I just want the onion without the burger?

@IguanaSplit You're right and this discussion is stupid.

Nobody's talking about how the average human temperature is like 20c just 10 degrees below 30c but like 50 above -30c like don't fucking joke. The comparison should be like 0c vs 30c you fucking donkeys

@nevergray88 @terminallyOL Nah honestly since I started making my own toast, 1 slice with loads of butter > 2 slices with not enough

@terminallyOL you need some bread with that butter?

@learning_yohei Left for clout

As a Japanese person learning English, which one should I write?😵‍💫

@suchnerve think I spent the first 18 years of my life being annoyed at people's breathing

Migraine havers when they start to feel annoyed by other people’s breathing

@cezthesocialist personally only getting halal hot crossed buns (Muslim version)

i will only be eating eidster eggs from now on

@suchnerve Not sure if this makes me feel better or worse.

Crazy how we’re approaching the 10-year anniversary of the last time I fell in love

@HarvesterStallo imagine being so posh Neck Oil is considered piss

Saw this sat on the back of the cubicle in the pub. Took a swig. Eurgh, it was Neck Oil! I was hoping it was a delicious glass of piss!

@mark_wootten looks lovely <3

Popped a card and a small gift to my neighbours for Eid-al-Fitr and look what they’ve just brought round. This is spectacular. How lovely.

@stats_feed Best thing about the UK really

Countries with the Highest Percentage of Atheists: 🇨🇳 China: 91% 🇯🇵 Japan: 86% 🇸🇪 Sweden: 78% 🇨🇿 Czech Republic: 75% 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 72% 🇧🇪 Belgium: 72% 🇪🇪 Estonia: 72% 🇦🇺 Australia: 70% 🇳🇴 Norway: 70% 🇩🇰 Denmark: 68% 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 67% 🇩🇪 Germany: 66% 🇰🇷 South Korea: 65% 🇪🇸 Spain: 63% 🇨🇦 Canada: 63% 🇫🇮 Finland: 62% 🇫🇷 France: 55% (CEOWORLD magazine)

@Hutch_Online Was randomly given a voucher to get 4 pizzas for like £16, got drunk and ordered a pizza with sardines/kebab meat/chilis as a laugh, and it was actually pretty good. Just saw a meteor as well.

Anyone got any good news? Anything nice happened to you lately? Anything fun coming up? Just fancy reading about something that isn't abject fucking misery for a change.

@MarkA59758 @owenjonesjourno @shashj No they killed a lot of people, including many innocent civilians. They didn't behead any babies and there were was no mass rape. These things are used as propaganda tools to justify Israel doing what Hamas did for decades, hundreds of times over.

@owenjonesjourno @shashj What do you imagine Hamas did on 7/10 Owen? Just did a bit of graffiti and stuff? Be a bit of a nusence then went home?

Have you ever apologised for this, @shashj? Or explained why you falsely claimed there was “first-hand evidence”? This isn’t a minor mistake. The grotesque lie that Israeli babies were beheaded was used to justify slaughtering countless actual Palestinian babies.

@slammed12523 @owenjonesjourno @shashj He already got shit for bringing that up like 2 weeks ago?

@owenjonesjourno @shashj You could ask the same thing about the fake Rape stories but Owen's doesn't have the ball for that even though it's equally fictitious

@PeterAndrewss @owenjonesjourno @BellaHende56768 @shashj @AnshelPfeffer @JoeBiden The funny thing is calling Joe Biden senile was actually the kind/charitable position, because the alternative is he knowingly lied to advance a genocide

@owenjonesjourno @BellaHende56768 @shashj Several people claimed there was unambiguous evidence that Hamas beheaded Israeli babies on October 7. Journalists such as @AnshelPfeffer and even @JoeBiden claimed he saw photos of the victims. But none of this “evidence” has ever been made public.

@MrJimmyGlitter1 @AaronBastani @Timcast As in 'some other people exist'? I'm afraid that's been the majority position for some time. There are plenty of places even in the UK with fuck all Muslims, never mind other 'white' countries.

@Pusboy2 @AaronBastani @Timcast Normal is not allowing islamification

Does Iran have the right to exist?