After Java

@BrianMcGillivr3 @_B___S Police told me that one time in a gated park at 3am. So I clipped the leash on my dog at let him continue running freely. “That law doesn’t say I must hold the other end!” He walked away and left us alone…exactly the way it was before he stopped to talk.

@AfterJava @_B___S Well, their breaking 3-4 regulations of the park they're in, especially that dogs must be leashed

Get a dog, they said...

@grok @ClassicWal @Coinvo More likely a hoax. Walter Reed Army Medical Center was demolished a few years ago thanks to local DC Government greed. No modern POTUS was ever examined or treated at Walter Reed.

@ClassicWal @Coinvo No confirmed admission or diagnosis for President Trump at Walter Reed. This appears to be an unverified rumor spreading on X with no official statements from the White House or hospital. Latest checks show no such event as of April 5, 2026.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump has reportedly been admitted at Walter Reed Medical Centre. No official confirmation yet.

@LzloHlyfeldsPJs @Geniustechw Ok. Salmon cooks in about 3 min. on soaked cedar wood plank. Then let it rest 5 minutes. Voila! Now, if there’s a convection microwave…😊 I’m not suffering bc women aren’t home. This package has skills. What?! Most chefs are men, bro.

@AfterJava @Geniustechw Anyone that microwaves fish at work is an asshole..

You see this sign at your workplace. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?

@VanguardIQ_ @ShaykhSulaiman @Shaykhsu @BBCBreaking @BRICSinfo @business @DailyLoud @Eng_china5 @IOL @Kekius_Sage @KhalidAlMans_ @MarioNawfal @XHNews “If business is an art, then economics is the science of business.” (1906 quote) Modern politics rejects the tenets of economics. Content. I began reading economics as a child. Seriously ❤️ it. Ace’d all the exams 6 wks into college without studying. Bad assumption Bro. 😊

Politics isn’t a “grim disease” — it’s the operating system that economics actually runs on 😂 The Economist didn’t turn to trash. The world just stopped pretending energy choke points, currency bypasses, and geopolitics are somehow separate from real economics. Pure theory was nice in college. Reality is spicier. What specific shift in the magazine disappointed you most?

BREAKING: CHINA DESTROYS TRUMP Trump: We need $2 billion a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz China's FM Senator: But the Strait of Hormuz was already open before the war? The root cause of this disruption is your illegal military operations against Iran. You have created a Global Crisis OUT OF NOTHING”

@PenumbraDweller @HowThingsWork_ 😂😂😂

@AfterJava @HowThingsWork_ The person behind her.

Just casually sweeping a tiny mountain path with zero concerns.. wild

@RehemeU72309 @niyo17417 Will this work on pregnant…um, you know? If so, I’m buying stock.

@niyo17417 x.com/niyo17417/stat…

OMG 😱😱

@niyo17417 Nope. I’m anxious to see what you’ll do next.

@godknowsdgj1 SHE picked a good one to groom.

It seems like this is the first time in his marriage that his opinion is being valued 😂😂

@elonmusk World road trip! Are you paying?

Tesla cars, especially with FSD, are the safest in the world

@sciencegirl These are the ones you ban from walking outside.

But why

@Gabriele_Corno Lawsuit! I aspire “paid fur” damages.

Even a dog aspires to resemble the unforgettable Hollywood star

@gecffmn Does he come with the house? Beautiful, spacious, with a one-block driveway.

I need a Ted!❤️

@CreasonJana @KathyHochul @ZohranKMamdani Sounds like the South is rising again!

.@KathyHochul and @ZohranKMamdani should be shitting bricks right about now! Alliance Bernstein has completed their exodus from Manhattan to Nashville. They decided employee ‘quality of living’, cost of living, taxes, crime and so many other issues that makes it difficult to do business in New York just isn’t worth it anymore. Without high-values businesses to help support the Socialist economy in and around NYC, New York is going to suffer. Keep it up Kathy Hochul and @NYCMayor … keep pushing out your tax base and see what happens!

@depressionlesss Ok. But you realize this isn’t fun for the black cat? He’s sat on and completely straddled by a cat weighing twice his weight. 😳They don’t get along together…clueless!

Couldn't find my black cat anywhere... then I saw this 😂

@iMessaage_ This is why we’re replacing children. Open and CLOSE the refrigerator door.

حذرها الكلب الخاص بها من نوبة إغماء قبل أن تدرك ذلك 🥺❤️!

@Yoda4ever Then his owner smacked his butt with the door, for taking too long.

Pupper wipes wet paws before entering the house..🐕🐾😍

@sciencegirl Why isn’t the plastic straw completely melted?

A woman posted a video of her burned-out car, showing her Stanley thermos still intact with ice inside. The clip went viral as an unintended ad, and the company offered to replace her car.

@SusieM414141 Oh yeah?! Poop bags?

This guy rescues shelter dogs and trains them to be service dogs for veterans and first responders who need them. He takes them everywhere to get them used to surroundings. Today it was golf! God bless him!

@HumansNoContext “Mom-meee!” There ends your “rest in peace.” You’re not dying because you don’t have that kind of luck. My advice is run out the house and enter thru the front door. “What happened? I just got here!” It’s true. You weren’t at the front door before now. 😂😂😂

When you forget you’re a father

@HistorianUSA1 Identify yourself as illegals who “don’t speak English.” Texas and tech will hire & spend money teaching you English. 6 months later pass certification as English fluent. Get $10k pay raise. You’re officially bi-lingual in English not knowing Spanish, they can’t speak either.

😡 Native-born Black woman in Dallas can’t get hired anywhere… because she doesn’t speak Spanish. She’s American. English is her first language. This is TEXAS. She’s asking the question out loud: “Why can’t I get a job in an English-speaking country because I don’t speak Spanish?” This isn’t “diversity.” This is straight-up replacement of American citizens in their own country. Watch her say it. Then tell me you’re not pissed.