C.E.O Halal gang👳

@oglily74 @TimelineCR7 Young??

@TimelineCR7 I love when these young talented players does the GOAT's celebration whenever they score.😍😍😍

🚨 DANNY WELBECK DOES CRISTIANO'S SIUUUU CELEBRATION AFTER SCORING VS CHELSEA. 😍

@iam_kabiir @realmadriden @RealSociedad E get who congratulate pass your club?

@realmadriden @RealSociedad Congratulations fc! No be Una mate Dey lift cup? 😭

Congratulations to @RealSociedad and all their fans on winning the Copa del Rey.

At 3 a.m., the night refuses me sleep, not because the darkness is kind, but because it mirrors the suffocating void we have become as a country. Bola Tinubu’s speech yesterday was not a policy address; it was a confession. Cold, arrogant and dripping with the mediocrity we have learned to expect, it exposed the man who wears the title of president yet carries no heartbeat for the people he rules. There is no plan for our lives, none for the bread we cannot afford, none for the futures we are watching rot. With shameless pride he once declared himself 100 % heir to Buhari’s despicable legacy, chest puffed, conscience anaesthetised. Yet tomorrow, his hired voices will spin the fairy tale that he arrived to “correct” the very ruin he helped crown. The contradiction is not clever; it is obscene. It is the kind of lie that slaps every suffering face and dares us to call it governance. I am not angry alone, I am afraid. Afraid for my children, for every Nigerian child whose tomorrow has already been auctioned to fund the banquet tables of this government. They have no blueprint except for themselves. No vision except their own survival. And in that naked truth, hope does not flicker. It dies quietly, mercilessly, while the rest of us lie awake wondering how much deeper this grave can still be dug.

Trump is quietly eying Nigeria’s oil.

@messifan1617b @Muneeb_08 6 more is all he needs to our score that tally.

@AladexAd @Muneeb_08 He played 6 more games and scored 7 more goals he’s was just better

I am crying. They literally don't have any reference point from Messi to motivate Yamal 😭😭

You know you can't execute a blockade by posting on X, right? Like you have to actually bring your ships closer!

@Crystalh0nah @thee_daniels @ntmgfrvr No mind am, na those gen z wey start dey watch ball post 2022 World Cup.

@thee_daniels @ntmgfrvr 2 in the champs league, not to talk of braces

people no dy deep this thing, if atleti were 2-0 up against that version of ronaldo, no be only XI walahi simeone himself no go travel go seville.😭😭😂

@messifan1617b @Muneeb_08 Yah, cuz he played more years in Laliga dipshit.

@Muneeb_08 I mean I don’t know why In particularly cus our the of the big team Messi has scored the most goals vs atletico maybe their doing it just because he came back vs them in juve

@Born2rule015 @AdesolaBlessin9 All these English and not even a word that makes sense was uttered.

The joke is on you wanting to pay 30k for a whole year and expect to get uninterrupted school sessions.. You lots want good things but at no cost… You’re meant to hustle to ensure you can afford to pay for your desired education.. Nothing good comes cheap and if you can’t afford it borrow at zero interest and pay back only when you get a job..How’s this not logical??

Apc: -Increase school fees from 30k to 280k -Provide nelfund to pay for it Isn’t this the joke of the year??🤡🤡🤡

Before you curse a whore, stone a simp!!!!!!!

And this is him working really hard, imagine if he wasn’t even doing anything.

Renewed hopelessness indeed.

@Jesudunni_ These fu€ktards really added “rehabilitation” as an achievement?? We’re beyond cooked

Ndi achievement 💀😂😭 If you vote this government in again, God will really really punish you. (I have proper negative words I wanted to say but 😭)

Now I wonder who’s the dictator here.

Kenya has 24 hours electricity but Tinubu asked Nigerians living in darkness and generator noise to thank God that they are better than Kenyans 🤣🤣

@wierdHenry__ @willinilli024 Valid crash out

@willinilli024 Full squad and none of them Get nyash 😠

Guys no get problem atall😭😭

New meme unlocked 🔓

@AigbedionOjie @NigeriaStories Do you have any savings?

@NigeriaStories PiggyVest is wrong, they probably based their claim on the numbers of Nigerians that use their platform, let them add those Nigerians that that use their platform and they will see. They must be thinking all Nigerians use their platform

53% of Nigerians 🇳🇬 don't have any savings due to inflation and the cost of living. ~ PiggyVest Savings Report 2025 reveals

@YMCanalyse Messi fans bro, dumb as they come

“Ronaldo only boosts his numbers vs Bayern, Juve, Atletico” I can’t believe this is actually a tweet

@Charlotte158918 This would fry the brain of a medieval person if they witness it.

Normal skill VS King of Katana 🤺🔥