Alan Fu

@OmarSebali Pick an orifice

Family. ❤️🏆

@HaydenTV He wants an award

put on a shirt and tie yesterday just so you all know

@JohnWolfeYT I figured YouTube gnomes just cobbled everything together

Got an email application today to join my "talented editing team" - which made me laugh because it's just me doing everything haha!

WHAT A PLAY BY JRUE HOLIDAY 😱😱😱 twitter.com/BleacherReport…

@miracleofsound What we do in the shadows

Lookin like I'm about to drop the hottest symphony of 1876

@Bazerks Sorry bro, I only follow bots. Peace out

We are verified now 💙🤍

@HaydenTV @its_dommy Doomed with a capital D

in africa btw

@TheGameSalmon @OmarSebali Mean is a word for it

@OmarSebali You know I don’t!! All the characters are so mean to each other 🥺

I like to think that whoever came up with the title “Mortal Kombat” was just a really bad speller

@LeeAltman23 @Twitter @TheSpringHillCo @uninterrupted @TwitterCareers @MCONLEY10 The real deal! Congrats bro

@adamkudeimati Can't let your 3pt% drop by 0.1

@TheGameSalmon Congrats Sam, well-deserved!

Yes, it’s the Silver Play Button! I’ll record a proper unboxing later this weekend 😁 Love y’all! 🐟

@IAmDomPlays @Teecup181 @OmarSebali If a pin falls down and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

@Teecup181 @OmarSebali @Alan_TheFu VERIFY MY CLAIM PLEASE

Bacon Tatum

@Bazerks One nite stand

boyfriEND girlfriEND you know what doesn't end??? FORTNITE.

🚨2 VOTES - FOR - 1 RETWEET 🚨 @JoelEmbiid @tobias31 @BenSimmons25 Sixers Twitter, do your thing today. #NBAAllStar

someone sign this man to an NBA contract asap

@IAmDomPlays Congrats, time to take a shot of Henny to celebrate each sub

WAIT WTF... WE HIT 500K?!?! Y'ALL ARE CRACKEDDD!!!

@KyleNeubeck It’s a great format, especially for those who care but didn’t catch the full game

1. I'm receptive to all feedback on what people want to read, but I think most readers (and def my editors) would probably murder me if I stopped instant observations 2. I contest the claim that having 2000ish words on a game with no quotes up at the buzzer every night is "lazy"

@AntoDaBoss @WashingtonNFL Congrats bro!!

This really one of the craziest moments of my life. I’ve officially signed with an NFL team! As of tomorrow I will be the host of @WashingtonNFL newest show “The Lab”