Alex Sax

@GarbageHuman24 Also, being shirtless while holding a baby for the first time is quite literally the first thing you do to bond with a newborn. You know that, everyone knows that, yet you choose to be a useful idiot

@GarbageHuman24 I can’t even begin to describe how awful you are for posting this. You don’t know the circumstances of this woman giving up her child, nor those of the men adopting it. Why would you care about the sexual identity of the people adopting a child if they’re going to a loving home

@JimShearer 10/10 football tirade thread

The outcry got so loud in '23 that for the first time since 1941 the Steelers were forced to make an in-season coaching change. In the first game after Canada was fired, the Steelers finally managed to snap a 59-game streak and produce more than 400 yards of offense.

In the '11 NFL Wildcard Playoffs, after the 12-4 Steelers lost to the 8-8 Tim Tebow-led Broncos in OT (the fastest OT in NFL history), I stood on my couch, pointed at the TV & screamed, "The Steelers will NEVER win another Super Bowl with Mike Tomlin."

@djkhaled please create an app that plays all of your most popular catchphrases and quotes. I just want to be able to whip out my phone, push a button when someone is embarrassing themselves, and hear “congratulations, you played yourself.”

@rebecca_fachner It would not. The end.

Cis men, if you were to walk into a public restroom and see menstrual products near the soap dispensers, how would it negatively affect your life? Please provide specific examples.

@asmrthebox Says the guy who can’t spell darth plagueis

@MeidasTouch CAUSE I READ BOOKS

“Donald Trump came to the South Bronx today to speak to some supporters and to a fair amount of empty space…”

@BoLoudon Saying it again, just so you know

I'm Bo Loudon, I'm only 17 years old, I'm in Palm Beach, Florida, and I’m NOT voting for Crooked Joe in November. I’m voting for Rightful President Trump. Share and follow me if you are, too!

@BoLoudon You have a little dick and a bad haircut

@BoLoudon Even your dog looks like it hates you

Marjorie Taylor Greene is more beautiful than Jasmine Crockett or AOC will EVER BE!

@JimShearer x.com/nfl_memes/stat…

I’m sure there’s some generational bias here (mixed in w/ a little get-off-my-lawn energy), but if Jack Harlow was part of the hip-hop landscape in the ‘90s, he might not have even made it past the high school talent show.

@Realrclark25 You’re a fucking clown. Can’t wait to see your bullshit apology tomorrow. Eat a dick.

If a defender goes high and a player gets concussed he’s dirty! If a defender goes low and a player gets a lower extremity injury he’s dirty. Where can he hit a runner then y’all? I mean sheesh. The growing softness of this game and the sensitivity of those who watch it saddens me.

@RonFilipkowski Can I challenge him to a cage match?

I guess it’s all the fault of the Jews. First time I’ve ever heard that.

Someone had a lot of late night fun at the dog park

And so, it begins.

Happy 4th of July!

#NEVERFORGET… the REAL reason we celebrate #July4th 🇺🇸👽👽👽 #IndependanceDay

@krassenstein Dude, it’s kinda ridiculous to post BREAKING before every news story you post, especially when those stories have been reported for hours or days before you post. I generally like your tweets, but when you’re BREAKING something or posting a BOOM it looks really, really lame.

BREAKING: Entertainer, Madonna was found unresponsive and was rushed to the ICU several days ago. She had a 'serious bacterial infection.' "On Saturday, June 24, Madonna developed a serious bacterial infection which led to a several-day stay in the ICU," said her manager. "Her health is improving, however she is still under medical care. A full recovery is expected. At this time we will need to pause all commitments, which includes the tour. We will share more details with you as soon as we have them, including a new start date for the tour and for rescheduled shows." To those who attack her, her appearance or her lifestyle, you are pathetic.

@TheNotoriousNIK Great seeing you, dude! Next time you gotta bring the mint to Prospect Park to meet Paddy boy

Hanging with my fellow #Dogdad”, counting other people’s money“, and extolling the virtues of #HueyLewis, through the theories of #PatrickBateman, super #radio producer @AlexSax104 ✊🏽