Elsa Alf

linktr.ee/elsaalfsen can we chat? 🩷💋

Men, how often do you apologize first even when she’s wrong for the sake of peace?

@cfouriesr Sweet 💋

@Alf_Elsa Love at first sight.

Having sex in first date is called what?

@DirtyDog_454 @PeterSteph94445 He’ll figure it out without you, sweetheart

@Alf_Elsa @PeterSteph94445 He meant skanky

@DirtyDog_454 @RillmanJames Don’t worry, if your mother succeeded, there’s still a chance for me as well 💋 Mind leaving her contact for a quick consultation?

@Alf_Elsa @RillmanJames Hope you dont forget your birth control But im sure you're too polluted to conceive

@DirtyDog_454 “You?” Man is easy as well then

@Alf_Elsa That you're easy

@JamesT95052 So, a man is also a slut. Following your logic

@Alf_Elsa Sleeping with a slut!!!!

@Aron727585 🤭💋

@Alf_Elsa ..never...if they're as hot as you..gorgeous..❤️🫶👍

At what age do men stop looking at women?

@Aron727585 Hi

Ciao Elsa♥️🫶👍

@rwstroh 🥰

@Alf_Elsa Lucky

@PeterSteph94445 Thank you 💌

@Alf_Elsa Sexy

@goeschel85771 💋💋💋

Horny

@Adrian654258514 Complex!

@Alf_Elsa As a golfer, I'd call it a hole in one. The metaphor can be extended to describe potential partners as being a par 3, 4 or 5 depending on the number of dates typically required. Maybe not entirely appropriate, but.....

@RillmanJames Ahahah did you forget to take your pills?

@Alf_Elsa Being a hoe! She lacks self esteem and morals! Her father is probably not in the home and she has daddy issues!

@ayhan_b37306 🤣🤣 I hope so

@Alf_Elsa When DİE Elsa

@diana_oxle30574 Good morning 💌

@Alf_Elsa 😈

@desireexocutiee And why not haha

Should we mess up the bed?

@diana_oxle30574 🤭

@Alf_Elsa Fun

@craig_heughins Oh really

@Alf_Elsa Moving too fast

@NigelBurch0 I think it’s okay

@Alf_Elsa I think it's called "Having sex on the first date?" Two adults? Why not? Are you suggesting that women shouldn't or that men shouldn't? Tedious stuff!