🔞Alien Fucker 🏳️‍⚧️

That cranky ass lesbian who gets easily irritated and doesn't sugar coat shit WILL save you and WILL be the realest friend you've ever had.

Eating MORE cookies.

I hate that I have to say it, cause I'm sure It'll do nothing- but- If you are under 18, do not fucking interact with my posts. Jesus fucking christ. Do not like them, repost them, comment on them, quote tweet them or follow me.

@Dat_Jebus @TearShapedHeart Day of Ascension an entire ship full of the cult goes off with the explicit goal of spreading said cult, they'd need more than like 5 people total to do that and it was done without any tyranids present

@AlienMatriarch @TearShapedHeart Even if they don't *all* die, from what i can find its like sole individuals surviving. The specific "regiment" for a lack of better term ceases to exist. Its verbatim referred to as "The Inevitable Betrayal" Ultimately its on me. I just can't suspend my disbelief that hard.

We make fun of Ultramarines for having their named characters killed in a Warhammer Community article. But we never talk about how that same article is the single most impactful piece of Genestealer Cult lore.

first person to draw the xenomorph with bacterial colonies

@Dat_Jebus @TearShapedHeart im so sick to death of this take, read Day of Ascension. Not every cult just throws themselves to their death, many of them leave to go spread the cult elsewhere.

@TearShapedHeart I don't really get GSC if im being real. "Ah yes. We exist to herald the coming of the tyranids. And when they arrive, we're all dead too." The faction is the embodiment of the "fell for it again" meme. I cant imagine seeing that and being like "Yes. This is my faction."

me when I play with my girlfriend's bulge because I'm bored

final fantasy players hated him because he spoke the truth

then what’s even the fucking point

Cover art for Aliens: Hive Art By: Dave Dorman 🐾🖤

thinking about important stuff

she likes u mlemm ♡

John Bolton

*gets on top of you and does nothing*

Better than nothing. It's pretty nice, actually.

saying this on first dates

Desperate

fuck u so pointy for

But, darling, you don't understand; I need you to *ride* it 😵‍💫