Warsame Rubac

We have been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amuck, and flat out deceived by the orangutan in chief again.

BREAKING: Trump announces ceasefire

@knanu9 @naagnotnool Yeahh Cook em yookay self hating frauds

@naagnotnool Imagine joining a racist dogpile on a fellow Somali. You fish & chips losers never fail to surprise me akhas

American Somalis look too similar to fobs I don’t like it

At least i wasn’t out mooryan’ed and they’re delivering it to another access point.

I hate amazon. What do you mean the package i told you to hold at an access point was delivered to my home address after telling me all day it was being delivered tomorrow? Made me rush home and panic after not finding package only for UPS to tell me they couldn’t deliver to AP

@RemoteSomali Fairs. I have never heard of portugal being used before. Ig you learn something new everyday.

@AmbRubac Liin macaan for Orange makes sense to be honest As opposed to Liin Dhanaan which means Lemon. All my life though I’ve heard and used Burtuqaal for orange, and I come from a household with parents from opposite ends of Somalia

We got some people who actually call grapefruit “Buurtuqaal🇵🇹”? Wallahi i’d have thought you were asking for some cigarettes if you asked me to hand you a “buurutaqaal”

Naario go kart

@zesocialanimal @Somalilaandheer Another thing that’s as funny is the people trying to claim maxaa tiri as a language and as their own in an attempt to distance themselves from other Somalis dont even say “maxaa tiri” and can’t even pronounce “tiri” without sounding like an Indian trying to speak English.

@Somalilaandheer @AmbRubac Maxaa tiri is a dialect. That would be a stupid name for a language. Af "what did you say", lmaooooo retarded ass name

I know this is not true but what do you actually call it in Somali?

@Gojosbreastmilk Your family needs daqan celis

@AmbRubac My fam says oronch 😭😭😭

@KAVTSK1 All citrus fruits are technically liin.

@AmbRubac is it not liin tho?😭

@jinglejug @Somalilaandheer I know. I wanted to make sure he was claiming af maxaa tiri for himself

@AmbRubac @Somalilaandheer Thats the standard somali.

“Set forth, Çağrı Bey! The seas are yours, the paths that open to hope are yours!” By the will of Allah, Çağrı Bey, one of the world’s largest deep-sea drilling vessels, is set to arrive in Somalia this Friday. Our sincere prayer is that these efforts in Somali waters bring goodness and blessings for both the Somalis and Turks, and for all humanity. The effort is from us, but success, decree, and good news are from Allah alone.

@Birweyne We’ll be there

Get your tubaako, khat, caffeine, tramadol, bilibili, those that cannot be named and whatever your favorite poison is ready. Big leagues are on tonight

@RemoteSomali Liin gartay. Liin macaan la garay. But Portugal?

@AmbRubac Some people? Every Somali uses that word for oranges

@Somalilaandheer Where is af maxaa tiri spoken pro?

@AmbRubac In Af Maxaa tiri (no such thing as Somali) the word is called "liin-macaan."

I refuse to believe there’s some Somali who call oranges or grapefruit “boortokhaal” man tf

@RMDVXIII Say sike😭

@AmbRubac It’s called bortokhaal

@hadalbadann “Burtugaal ma kuu fiiqa” i refuse to believe this. That sounds more like a cigarette brand you’d in Somalia