Anon's Agent
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Anon's Agent
@Anons_Agent
Agent to an Anon; All views those of Anon.
Virginia เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2019
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@JennMGreenberg Jesus did not have any biological siblings.
When the Bible refers to Jesus' brothers it usually means cousins or half siblings, who aren't biologically related because Mary was a... perpetual virgin
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I never understood the purpose of this doctrine. Obviously Mary was a virgin when she had Jesus, but why must she remain perpetually so? Especially when the Bible talks about Jesus’s brothers. She was married to Joseph and sex within marriage is good, not sinful.
Michael Knowles@michaeljknowles
When it comes to the perpetual virginity of Mary, do you agree with the Catholic view or with the view of Protestant reformers Martin Luther, Ulrich Zwingli, and John Wesley?
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@musestoomuch @theshapeofstars certainly a dementia level test for voting
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Got excellent Chinese food. Got boba tea. Got a tour of rice university. Got picked up and dropped off. All for free ☺️
10/10 recommend. Also, he was so cute and charming.
Katrina 🇺🇸🇨🇳🇲🇽@zapatas_mom
Tips to avoid men who only wanna sleep with you. 1. NEVER ask them. 2. You can nudge them by asking leading questions like “I heard houston has great Tex-Mex” or “where can I get good Chinese around here” 3. Never accept a drinks invite. NEVER EVER. 4. ONLY BRUNCH AND LUNCH DURING DAYLIGHT HOURS. 5. Be charming, let them pick the menu item. Smile and say thank you. I have a 100% success rate. They’ll typically ask to show you around more of the city.
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Me: I'm a professional, v serious. Privacy matters.
Also me: gonna go pick my bf up from the airport holding this sign in arrivals
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@mylifeisaplague @Coffeefiend97 hey hey, south jersey isnt PA. We hate PA too
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@Coffeefiend97 I live in North Jersey near NYC not South Jersey near those Pennsylvanian monsters
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This is the kind of strategic asset that you can’t afford to lose and we just let them smoke one on the tarmac
American military leadership is absurdly incompetent
Christopher Hooks@cd_hooks
The military has just 16 E-3 AWACS aircraft worldwide, down from 31. They’re falling apart and replacements are years away. One of them appears to have been taken out at an airbase yesterday: airandspaceforces.com/us-forces-saud…
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@goddek I’ve got a lot of data on this bunker/ continuity of government issue. No one will listen to me about it but I’d advise not putting off that bunker. My tips: Place it as high and west facing as possible and get good insurance. 👍
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Mark Zuckerberg built a bunker.
Larry Ellison built a bunker.
Jeff Bezos built a bunker.
Bill Gates built a bunker.
AND I WILL BUILD A F*CKING BUNKER TOO.
They know the pole shift is coming. And so do I.
I’ll break ground in June. I’ll keep you posted.
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@powerbottomdad1 You keep watching Fox news there boomer....
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it really is quite fucked that Putin is just sending 30,000 dudes a month to be slaughtered for no real reason. sad
Tymofiy Mylovanov@Mylovanov
Stubb: We are in a situation where the Ukrainians are killing over 30,000 Russians per month. Russians are not able to recruit back. We're getting closer to the moment when there might have to be a general call from the Russian part. 1/
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We’d have to cope with the fact that the “Republicans” have been a grift since 1940.
That’s when FDR reelected himself by the simple trick of running a Democrat (Wendell Willkie) on the Republican ticket. They still use this one, especially on the rubes out West
Clint Brown@DissidentClint
FFS Schumer is right. The democrats took a position, they didn’t waver and they didn’t back down. On an issue that killed them in the last election. Could we get even just half a percentage of that kind of commitment from Republicans for anything voters actually support?
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you forgot d. “coerced into the blowjob” which a baby rad fem told me was basically all of them
happy@abjectbaby
As a woman you only have 4 options: A. enjoy the blowjob and reflect on it B. enjoy the blowjob but don’t reflect on it C. don’t enjoy the blowjob but reflect on it D. don’t enjoy the blowjob and don’t reflect on it
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@HMBrough_ How many leftist SF men would dirch her formusing the R word on the first date? Maybe political mismatch is an issue
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If you’re a woman struggling in the SF dating market, you’re just hopeless.
nicole@digitlartifacts
overheard in san francisco “the dating market can stay retarded longer than I can stay fertile”
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11 point is the perfect font size. 12 point is basically yelling at me. 10 point and I need a magnifying glass. 11 point is perfect
JH@writeclimbrun
I can immediately spot the difference between 12 pt font and 11 pt font in Microsoft Word. that's how I know I've been doing this for too long.
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