Archie Andrews

@Jkylebass @brianschatz @j_arthur_bloom You’re not a member of congress

@brianschatz @j_arthur_bloom I am. We just took 11 full nukes

I am not going to vote for a supplemental funding request for this war. It is already catastrophic.

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

@signulll This is actually the best argument I’ve heard for hiring entry level

we prefer to hire new grads a ton cuz in this era experience is getting devalued faster than potential. a 40yr old dev with 15yrs of patterns baked in pre llm is in some ways harder to onboard into an ai native workflow than someone with no habits to unlearn. this is real, underrated, & often counter intuitive. this may not apply to every type of gig but as long as ppl are needed, there are def places for new grads with high agency.

@WhiteHouse @VP It’s not dignified if you wear a baseball hat you absolute jackass

President Trump, the First Lady, @VP Vance, and the Second Lady attend the dignified transfer of six fallen American heroes who gave their lives for our nation. America mourns their loss & honors their sacrifice. May God bless them & their families. 🇺🇸 In Honor of: Major Jeffrey R. O’Brien Capt. Cody A. Khork Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor Chief Warrant Officer 3 Robert M. Marzan Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens Sgt. Declan J. Coady.

@chrismartenson If Obama or any democrat did this it would run endlessly on Fox News for decades. Obama wore a tan suit and that acted like that was unpresidential. Every American should be wildly offended by this.

Of course, because nothing quite says "dignified" like wearing a white baseball cap to a ceremony to receive the remains of fathers, mothers, sons, and daughters killed in your ill-advised, poorly conducted war of choice.

@thsottiaux Ability to work across multiple repos at once. Front end, api, backend etc

With GPT-5.4 out. What should Codex ship or improve next?

after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story

"We've combined our shittiest chip with our shittiest hard drive and our shittiest battery and a tiny bit of shitty ram, today we're proud to introduce the Neo in fun colors like gay yellow and the others"

Tim Cook trying Apple Intelligence on Siri

@Nithya_Shrii 24 hour grocery stores

Name one thing that never came back after the pandemic?!

@romanbuildsaas Yea this feels weirdly right. Like some people pre-AI loved to build. Nothing has changed there, it’s just that now I can build in a day what would have taken a week or a month. The productivity is addicting.

The “problem” with AI agents is that I don’t enjoy doing anything anymore except working. It feels like I’m inside a massive video game, and my character is leveling up at an exponential rate. In 6 months, we’ve compressed what should have taken 4 years. I wake up at 9am and I’m at my computer until 11pm. I force myself to go to the gym. I force myself to be social. But the only thing that truly excites me is progressing in the game. Maybe it’s just a phase. Isn’t the goal to build, exit, and then finally enjoy life? But what if this is enjoying life? What if building at full speed… is the reward?

Can’t wait for WW3, WW3o, WW3.5 mini

does anyone make weighted blankets in colors other than mental illness gray

Mr. President, if you can hear me, my mother-in-law is days away from having a nuclear weapon

New bar for product market fit: when somebody wants to use your product so bad they’re willing to invoke the Defense Production Act of 1950 to keep using it

"We used to debate using tabs vs spaces in code we'd type out"

@MetacriticCap @cfishman You’re literally making this on one of the dominant social media platforms that he build. He also built square and Cash App. He’s worth $3b. I think he’s probably ok at running business and predicting tech trends haha.

What if Jack Dorsey companies are particularly poorly-run, and the layoffs at Twitter and Square aren't predictive of the overall economy?

dystopian feature: “I need my dry cleaning picked up” triggers some sort of call to a like taskrabbit for agents service. “I can have someone pick it up for $14, should I confirm?”

killer bonus feature unlock: “i need to schedule a grooming appointment for my dogs” and an agent calls the groomer, schedules it for me, and adds it to my calendar

@sama product request: personal assistant chat messages me at a set time each day to plan my day. it’s read by emails, knows my calendar for the week, and is capable of tracking all my personal and professional tasks in flight to help me strategize and keep me on track