Max Shipley

Holy shit I met Nart at frag

@DemonEvilMuscle @npc210 Again I understand that we haven’t been good for a while but still that doesn’t mean we should be on the road for opening day for a decade straight. Marquee matchup or not just seems biased and unfair to our fans

@AsapCS_ @npc210 Also, you said the last time the Pirates had a home opening day games with 2014. Well, in 2013 the pirate were 94-68 and a playoff team. Which, kind of back of what I said about making the playoffs.

Would love to know why the Pirates never start the season at home. It’s so ridiculous. The weather might possibly suck in New York in late March too. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Stumblinz @EdKrassen Planes are by far the safest form of transportation. They only seem more dangerous because when something goes wrong it gets all the media coverage and is sensationalized. You are far far far far far more likely to be in an accident otw to the airport then be in a plane crash

I’m ready to be done using planes. Government can’t figure out TSA, flight companies don’t care about quality, somehow they mess up the planes even on the ground. I just feel like all these companies and airports are sloppy and unsafe every time I get on one. My last pilot had barely slept the legal limit and was rushed to the airport to fly my plane. wtf are we doing man.

🚨 BREAKING: Mass casualty event at LaGuardia Airport (LGA) in New York. Air Canada Express CRJ-900 (AC8646 from Montreal, ~100 passengers) collided with a Port Authority fire truck on Runway 4 around 11:40pm ET. Cockpit/nose crushed. Passengers evacuated via slides. Reports of at least 2 fatalities and approximately 70 total injuries. LGA CLOSED. FAA ground stop. NTSB investigating.

@GrimGlassCo @INTLBaseball24 Off the end of the bat? He hit that about as perfectly as you possibly could. It’s pretty common knowledge that the NPB has very dead balls compared to the mlb

@INTLBaseball24 Well that's what happens when you hit it off the end of the bat...

The fact that this ball didn’t even get to the fence is criminal. NPB needs to figure out the baseball

@DemonEvilMuscle @npc210 The last time the pirates had an opening day was in 2014. Sure we may not be the sexiest brand but you’re telling me the mlb couldn’t just throw us a bone and give us opening day at home once in 12 years? Especially since we would have Skenes on the mound now

The difference is you’re talking about Yankee, Stadium and Citi Field, and you’re talking about the Yankees and Mets. The Yankees are a sexy team. As much as I can’t stand the Mets, so are they. The Pittsburgh Pirates just do not have sizzle. Now should pirates actually by the grace of God make the playoffs and make things interesting next season and I guarantee you they would have opening day at home.

@HausenKS @emilyetaylor23 @3YearLetterman Sounds like you financed your waterbed

@emilyetaylor23 @3YearLetterman The proper way to engage with 3yearwhateverman

I don’t know all of the logistics, but I do know this button was created so we can all properly engage with @3YearLetterman tweets.

@the_sigh_op2 @AlecStapp Not true, had a buddy self exclude but he found out 6 months in he could access draftkings Sportsbook and casino

The gambling industry is out of control

@estherzelda0514 @Romy_Holland Not even close to being true

@Romy_Holland Even if your joint income is $300K, which is exceedingly wealthy, there is practically nowhere in the United States where you can buy a home unless it's rural or small.

my mom once showed me the house my parents bought for 70k fresh out of school. she was like “okay but you have to understand we were only making 70k per year combined!” i was like “you’re telling me you bought a house for the same amount as your joint annual income at age 25?”

@evilcassieroll @FilmUpdates It made basically its entire budget on opening weekend. That’s amazing

@FilmUpdates 141M on a 190M budget is hollywood math for we lost money but not enough to panic

‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ opened with $141M worldwide. It cost $190M to produce.

@luvhuss “He’s terrorizing young kids cops are pigs” he’s not arresting them for it, it’s a joke relax a little people. I’d be willing to be he says it, wait half a second then tells them “yeah I’m fucking with you, have a nice night” and they both have a chuckle

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who's a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they're 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

@phila_szn Same here, pretty much everyone is on a presidential scholarship or some sort of financial aid

As someone who goes to High Point I genuinely don’t know a single person who pays the said tuition rate

@ThePoniExpress This is easily the best tweet he’s ever put out and it’s not particularly close either

Behold the greatest Pittsburgh wedding cookie table ever assembled. Mama Football and her expert team of bakers made over 4,000 cookies!!!

@autimaticTV @ben4424 Holy shit what an improvement man good shit

@ben4424 5 HCP

we got too many wannabe donks in NA faceit

@GallusDave @LugnutScoot This is all members logo, can’t get it at the tournament

@LugnutScoot Buddies got lifetime tickets or sum

Drew the random roommate for Nola formal, think this guy might be from Augusta? Not sure, let me know what you think.

@LugnutScoot Naw he just got to play it once and did damage on his parents card

@Leigha_Sapienti x.com/asauce/status/…

Twitch streamer Hasan Piker struggles to stream his Friday intro in Cuba. Hes not using Elon's Starlink lol

@NewEraZach Anakin tells Christian and Tobey to sit down then solos the other 3

Are we dead ass?

@OldHeadHST @WyattzWorId They aren’t there for the cards they are there to buy the boxes and resell them at twice the price

@WyattzWorId I really question adults who are this into Pokemon

Did something come out today? Why the fuck are people wrapped around Best Buy at 10 am

@e_g_n1 @Evan21Ski @pdhoosier1972 Every degree is worthless 3 years after you graduate. Employers only care about your degree for your first job then all they care about is your work experience

@Evan21Ski @pdhoosier1972 don't get mad at me because your degree will be worthless 3 years after you graduate ✌️

High point is not real

@RobScott421 @LinksGems Longuevue is definitely a great track, ranked 14th in the state, hosted usga championships. Those other courses are amazing (I worked at Nevillewood so I’m biased lol) but to say longuevue isn’t is disingenuous

By request, the lovely Fox Chapel Golf Club, a 1925 Seth Raynor gem restored by Tom Marzolf in 2020. Along with Oakmont, Fox Chapel gives Pittsburgh one of the best 1-2 punches of any city in the country.

@CMFHairline @LinksGems Chartiers is also a great spot. Unfortunately I only have like 280 characters and can’t name every course 😂. It’s a pure track though for sure

@AsapCS_ @LinksGems Ummm…Chartiers would like a seat at the table.