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Dr Bluegum Poetree 🌳🧠 ☕️🖋️🐙💭🥾🌳📸

Dr Bluegum Poetree 🌳🧠 ☕️🖋️🐙💭🥾🌳📸

@AspienBlue

Scientist mind, poet soul, mama-bear spirit, sailor mouth, meta-meta-agnostic; INFJ, 2e; *Officially Funny* bluelayne in the bluer skies 🌌 :she/her:

the places in-between เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2018
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Barlow Adams
Barlow Adams@BarlowAdams·
Now taking applications to disappear with me into the hollers of Appalachia to practice dark hill magic and gradually transform together into terrible creatures of rural vengeance who lure men from the roadways like highway sirens and sacrifice them to hungry, nameless things.
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Barlow Adams
Barlow Adams@BarlowAdams·
Some of the replies to this are unhinged. This is so obviously a joke. A. I’m not actually going to go practice ritualistic dark magic. I don’t have a permit. B. I’m from Appalachia. I realize it is not a primitive wilderness. C. Nobody is actually hiring in this economy.
Barlow Adams@BarlowAdams

Now taking applications to disappear with me into the hollers of Appalachia to practice dark hill magic and gradually transform together into terrible creatures of rural vengeance who lure men from the roadways like highway sirens and sacrifice them to hungry, nameless things.

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Barlow Adams
Barlow Adams@BarlowAdams·
I’ve legitimately had more ugly interactions on this site in the last week than I’ve had in the last decade.
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woke mujahideen
woke mujahideen@91SubaruImpreza·
@BarlowAdams its so funny to hear people describe us appalachians the same way the weird antisocial colonists that moved onto the frontier talked abt indigenous ppl as this noble savage instead of a people that have been absolutely and fundamentally destroyed by unfettered capitalism
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Barlow Adams
Barlow Adams@BarlowAdams·
Few things have confused and disheartened me as much as the gleeful re-embrace of the “R” word. It took decades for people to understand it was a hurtful word that demeaned and ostracized. Now folks sling it around as some purposeful display of ultimate freedom from sensitivity.
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Paul
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@AspienBlue Hug from afar! Coffee?
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