Dr Bluegum Poetree 🌳🧠 ☕️🖋️🐙💭🥾🌳📸

A synthesis of soul sisters, a melding of minds. Let these words shiver your spine while the sound waves crank up the thermostat. Phase Shift is the latest creative collaboration from Iambic Beats. I am beyond honoured to have my poetry & voice featured. iambicbeats.bandcamp.com/track/blue-ice

@DebsValidation @BarlowAdams Sorry, I meant, “she will DO the banjo player”. Crazy typo that 🤔

@AspienBlue @BarlowAdams will NOT.

Now taking applications to disappear with me into the hollers of Appalachia to practice dark hill magic and gradually transform together into terrible creatures of rural vengeance who lure men from the roadways like highway sirens and sacrifice them to hungry, nameless things.

@BarlowAdams Screw the permits, I say.

@AspienBlue For you, Blue, I will make an exception.

Some of the replies to this are unhinged. This is so obviously a joke. A. I’m not actually going to go practice ritualistic dark magic. I don’t have a permit. B. I’m from Appalachia. I realize it is not a primitive wilderness. C. Nobody is actually hiring in this economy.

@BarlowAdams Even the positive be like

I’ve legitimately had more ugly interactions on this site in the last week than I’ve had in the last decade.

@91SubaruImpreza @BarlowAdams Daemon Copperhead, Kingsolver did a damn fine job of the latter.

@BarlowAdams its so funny to hear people describe us appalachians the same way the weird antisocial colonists that moved onto the frontier talked abt indigenous ppl as this noble savage instead of a people that have been absolutely and fundamentally destroyed by unfettered capitalism

@BarlowAdams @DebsValidation She’ll bring her own banjo 🪕

@DebsValidation This is a hot smut title.

@BarlowAdams @BSEAondeck Actual footage

@BSEAondeck We will be luring the snacks.

@BarlowAdams It also frustrates the hell out of me that its use as intended, to describe the gradual slowing of a process, which is critical in scientific explanation, gets sullied & decried because the need to police its use is so fierce.

Few things have confused and disheartened me as much as the gleeful re-embrace of the “R” word. It took decades for people to understand it was a hurtful word that demeaned and ostracized. Now folks sling it around as some purposeful display of ultimate freedom from sensitivity.

“It’s a harsh cheese-less world out there.” - The Emperor of Shoes, Spencer Wise

And this, my fine friends, is why we never EVER simply ‘find and replace ALL’ 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Loverdesart If I ever stop feeling worthy of coffee, I will need a full-scale mental/emotional reboot. 😭

@AspienBlue Hug from afar! Coffee?

When you don’t feel worthy of food…

@pygmalionundone Be sure to wear the appropriate attire.

@pygmalionundone Set the plane on fire? 🔥 🤔

@LotusTongue 🥰😘

I survived China, y’all. 🤘🏼

@pygmalionundone 1000%! It found me in the wild already, but it makes me deliriously happy that you see me 😂

@pygmalionundone Oh, you attract some fun ones 😜

I’m off to China tomorrow. Bid me farewell now, ‘cause I ain’t got no VPN.